Jimmy Dean is Petitioning Merriam-Webster to Change the Meaning of 'Sandwich'

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What’s the definition of a sandwich? It depends on who you ask. The U.S. Department of Agriculture defines a sandwich as having a “meat or poultry filling between two slices of bread, a bun, or a biscuit,” but certainly doesn’t discount an all-cheese, egg, vegetable, or other filling. (They consider a burrito “sandwich-like.”) The state of California’s tax law defines both hot dogs and hamburgers as sandwiches. Merriam-Webster, which is in the business of defining things, has declared that a sandwich is “two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between,” or “one slice of bread covered in food.”

Despite controversy over whether hot dogs should be considered a sandwich (Ruth Bader Ginsburg has even weighed in on the matter), the one constant is that bread is involved. But the  food merchants at Jimmy Dean are looking to change that. In acknowledgment of National Sandwich Day on November 3, the company has announced that it’s petitioning Merriam-Webster to change its definition to include breadless options.

“From lunch meat sandwiched between lettuce to sausage and cheese between eggs, people are seeking more ’breadless’ options, and Jimmy Dean believes it's time the definition of sandwich is updated to represent how people are eating today,” the company stated in a press release. They’ve also set up a Change.org petition so that breadless sandwich lovers everywhere can help them lobby for the revised standard, calling the existing definition “stale.”

The packaging for the Jimmy Dean Egg'wich breakfast product
Courtesy of Jimmy Dean

Not coincidentally, Jimmy Dean is also rolling out the Egg’wich, a new bread-free breakfast item featuring “savory meats and cheeses” situated between two egg frittatas.

With keto diets, paleo diets, and other low- or no-carb eating habits continuing to grow in popularity, it might be time to consider revising the sandwich definition with some kind of official declaration. Until then, Jimmy Dean is taking the bold step of proclaiming the Egg’wich a “sandwich” on the product label.

In the meantime, you can ponder whether pizza counts as a sandwich.

Why You Shouldn't Buy Your Cereal at Costco

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Scoring deals at Costco is an art. Smart shoppers know which price tag codes to look for and which delivery deals to take advantage of at the bulk discount store. But when it comes to navigating the food section, there are some tips even longtime members may not know about. A big one concerns brand-name breakfast cereal: When shopping for groceries at Costco, you should leave the cereal boxes out of your cart if you want to save money, according to Yahoo! Finance.

It doesn't make sense to buy perishable items in bulk, but even products with a slightly longer expiration date, like cereal, can end up costing you in the long run if you stock up on them at Costco. The cereal at Costco costs about $0.17 per ounce, which is comparable to the cereal prices you'd find at regular grocery stores on most days. But to reap the most savings possible, you need to visit the supermarket on days when certain cereal brands go on sale.

During different times of the week—usually weekends—many grocery stores will pick a popular cereal brand, like Kellogg's or General Mills, to sell at a lower price. At their cheapest, brand-name cereals can be purchased for $0.13 cents per ounce on sale days, or $1.50 for an 11-ounce box.

While you may be better off buying your boxed breakfast staples at the nearest grocery store, there are still plenty of reasons to shop at Costco. To many loyalists, their $1.50 hot dog and soda combo alone is worth a special trip. The store's addictive pizza slices (which are perfectly sauced by a pie-making robot) and dirt-cheap and delicious rotisserie chickens are yet two more reasons. Just be prepared to show your receipt when you're all done (and don't for a second believe it's because the employees think you might have pocketed something). 

[h/t Yahoo! Finance]

A Shrine to Brine: The Mysterious Case of Missouri's Highway Pickle Jar

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No one knows how it started. No one knows who was responsible. Some may even have dismissed it as an aberration, a glitch in the scenery that would soon be corrected. But eventually, drivers in and around Des Peres, Missouri who took a highway off-ramp connecting I-270 North to Manchester Road began to notice that a jar of pickles was sitting on a dividing barrier on the ramp. And it wasn’t going anywhere.

Since 2012, the pickle jar has confounded drivers and internet sleuths alike, according to Atlas Obscura. Some have speculated that someone was trying to send a secret message or share a private joke. Perhaps someone pulling off to the side due to car trouble felt the need to place the brine-filled jar on the concrete wall and then forgot about it. Maybe someone thought it would be a kind of three-dimensional graffiti, incongruous amid the bustling traffic. Maybe it’s an indictment of commerce.

Whatever the case, once the pickles appeared, advocates refused to let them go. Jars that end up toppled over or otherwise damaged are replaced. Sometimes they reappear in protective Tupperware or with a holiday-themed bow. Sightings are photographed for posterity and posted on a Facebook fan page devoted to the jar, which currently has over 4200 members and has morphed from a place to theorize about the mysterious jar's origins to a place where people swap pickle-related recipes and stories.

There are dry spells—no one has posted of a pickle sighting in several months—but followers remain optimistic the jar will continue to remain a presence in Des Peres even if the motivation for placing them near the roadway remains as murky as the briny juice inside.

[h/t Atlas Obscura]

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