Don't worry, the event's intended to be ironic.

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The crustaceans’ extraordinary genitals can get longer, thicker, change shape, and even fall off and regenerate in order to suit their environment.
Whether they're sleek, inventive, or just plain weird, these modern baby strollers will certainly turn some heads.
We'd like a scarf made from Fading Whiskey Hangover.
The town’s mayor officially swore 67-year-old Estrada into office on July 2.
It's still largely a vast and wild place, so it should come as no surprise that Canada has its very own pantheon of legendary beasts.
The dastardly thieves target socks and underwear.
The experiment began in 1976 when a chemistry student wanted to know how long one of the Hostess snack cakes could last.
Biohacker Andrew Pelling grows ears in the lab and loves looking through other people’s garbage, but don’t worry, ‘It’s not some creepy thing.’
The contest, created by an artist, aims to put a dent in the nation’s stress crisis.
Soldiers have used the sticky party toy to help scan areas for explosives.
The bones will be gifted to a local museum.
Washington Irving Bishop was an American mentalist and mind reader of some repute toward the end of the 1800s. But he probably didn't see this story coming.
How do you make people make more people?
Artificial mountains are possible. Controlling the weather … well, that’s a little harder.
Craft beer gets personal.
The human body is full of weird, gross and awe-inspiring stuff as we know it—but for people who lived when ideas were unbound by strict anatomical correctness, it was even more so. Here are 10 things people thought, and in some cases still think, were inh
The Not Terribly Good Club of Great Britain celebrated the quiet glory of incompetence.
The prop was used in the 1970 movie 'The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes.'