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Henry the Tortoise Is Looking for a Part-Time Walker

The 17-year-old African spurred tortoise needs a responsible animal lover to take him for strolls in Central Park.

Introducing the Frork, McDonald's New Utensil Made from Fries

"Did the world need this? Nope."

Some countries aren't messing around when it comes to baby names.

37 Outlawed Baby Names From Around the World

IKEA is beloved around the world, but there’s at least one place where it’s illegal to name your baby after the furniture store: Its home country of Sweden.

Peeps Oreos Will Dye Your Poop Bright Pink

Like, really bright.

8 Times Cats Interrupted Things

Because cats.

Fifth Grader Contacts the Police for Help—With Her Math Homework

While the officers' hearts were in the right place, their numbers weren't.

Dating App Matches You Based on a Mutual Hatred of Things

Dating apps typically pair couples up according to their shared interests, but Hater matches users on the basis of their dislikes.

6 Things We Learned from Pizza Planet, the Toy Story Punk Band

Every song is about Toy Story.

You can ask Alexa all kinds of strange, silly questions.

45 Fun Questions to Ask Amazon Alexa

While you’ve likely used your Amazon Echo to play music, listen to podcasts, or order stuff online, you can also use the technology to ask Alexa some silly questions.

Starbucks Misspells Names on Purpose, According to One Conspiracy Theory

Maybe your barista isn’t so careless after all.

Are Santa's Visits Legal?

When that jolly old elf shimmies down your chimney, is he actually breaking the law?

Watch Blue Man Group's Tiny Desk Concert

This trio of blue men truly rock.

A 1975 Physics Paper Was Co-Authored by a Siamese Cat

F.D.C. Willard contributed (in his own way) to a study of atomic behavior in varying temperatures.

Vermont Town Invites Kevin Bacon to Attend Local Bacon Festival

Breakfast foods always taste better when puns are involved.

Edinburgh Zoo's Knighted Penguin Gets Promoted to Brigadier

Brigadier Sir Nils Olav is the most highly-decorated bird in the world.

This Hilarious Video Game Pays Tribute to Tommy Wiseau's The Room

A peek inside the video game remake of the 2003 cult classic.

Canadian Woman's iPhone Survives 2500-Foot Fall From Airplane

The phone was discovered intact in the middle of Vancouver’s Stanley Park.

Russian City's Annual Mosquito Festival Pays Homage to the Pesky Insects

Don't worry, the event's intended to be ironic.

'BunaB,' a Brilliantly Useless Product Line

The line, started in 1951, included the "Improved #7 BunaB," "The Man's Between Shave Lotion," and more.

Cats Strut the Runway at the Algonquin Hotel's Feline Fashion Show

It was a purr-fect homage to the institution's storied history.

Italian Police Cook Spaghetti for Lonely Couple

There's no emotional crisis that pasta won't cure.

15 Hilariously Terrible Reviews of America's National Parks

While most of us treasure our time hiking the trails, spotting wildlife, and camping out under the stars, America’s National Parks aren’t everyone’s cup of tea

This Election Season, Sip Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump-Inspired Sodas

"Trump Tonic" is grape-flavored, while "Hillary Hooch" has "classified" ingredients.

Experience Dinner Rush With Gordon Ramsay in This New Mobile Game

Fight for Ramsay’s praise at the risk of getting called a donkey.