KFC's New Firelog Makes Your House Smell Like Fried Chicken
It's the next best thing to ordering takeout.
Warning: dad jokes ahead.
Rumors of aliens and the Illuminati aren't going away anytime soon.
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It's all about perspective.
It's funny 'cause it's true.
The planet's putrid atmosphere is a clue to where it first formed.
Laughter might not always be the best medicine, but humor-associated laughter does have numerous health benefits.
Farts really can be deadly.
"Yelling at a patient or cheering them on has never brought them back to life."
Most received perfect ratings, of course.
Alex Trebek's one-liners do not disappoint.
Why don't all elementary schools teach kids to read using cats that yell "I am the Queen!"?
“Magic: it was something Harry Potter thought was very good.”
Fans of the beloved series can purchase one of nearly 300 items used onscreen by the fictional parks department.
The chain is capitalizing on the scary clown trend.
"Why don’t you arrest the catnip? That is collecting the crowd. Not I,” he argued.
Booyakasha!
For some people, the chin is the catwalk.
Other highly-ranked words included "tit," “booby,” “hooter,” “nitwit,” and "twit."
"I actually prefer cats," she remarked.
The 17-year-old African spurred tortoise needs a responsible animal lover to take him for strolls in Central Park.