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Chason Gordon
Joined: May 17, 2024
Chason is a writer whose work has appeared in Slate, Splice Today, Vice, Slackjaw, and The Globe and Mail, among others. Can find less of him on Twitter and chasongordon.com
Chason is a writer whose work has appeared in Slate, Splice Today, Vice, Slackjaw, and The Globe and Mail, among others. Can find less of him on Twitter and chasongordon.com