Send Your Naughty Friends Coal This Year

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Perhaps the only thing worse than getting nothing for Christmas is getting something really, really bad. When pranking your friends—or letting your enemies know where they stand with you—try something a little more traditional this season. With the help Amazon, you can ship a pretty holiday bag full of coal to anyone in the world, anonymously or not.

For $5.95, you can send two small pieces of "coal" to your recipient, gift-wrapped in an embroidered bag that let's them know "You've Been Naughty." The coal isn't real, which means there's no mess, but it still sends the right sentiment. Plus, it comes with a button that declares, "I"m on the Naughty List *ask for details."

Cross that ex right off your holiday shopping list.

8 Spooky Facts About Spirit Halloween

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JJBers, Flickr // CC BY 2.0

Every year in August, when people start anticipating cooler days and longer nights, the vacant husks of defunct retail stores are possessed with new life. A creepy clown statue appears in the window of a former JCPenney’s; the aisles of an old Radio Shack are stocked with sexy Daenerys costumes—and above the entrance where the old store’s logo used to be, a banner shows a grim reaper lurking next to the name Spirit Halloween.

Spirit Halloween has turned seasonal pop-up stores into a multi-million dollar business. In the 2015 Halloween season, the company raked in $400 million in sales. Here are some facts about the ephemeral costume shop to bring up the next time you visit a Spirit Halloween location near you.

1. Spirit Halloween started as Spirit Women’s Discount Apparel.

Before Spirit sold fake blood capsules and Freddy Kreuger masks, it specialized in everyday clothing for women. Spirit Women’s Discount Apparel was the first business venture from California entrepreneur Joe Marver. When he noticed how much success the costume shop next door was having around Halloween, he decided to swap his regular apparel for costumes for a limited time in 1983. Sales were great, and the next year, he opened his first pop-up Spirit Halloween shop, which brought in $100,000 worth of revenue in just one month.

2. Spirit Halloween was purchased by Spencer’s in the late 1990s.

After building a business selling fart machines and other naughty items in shopping malls, Spencer Gifts entered the Halloween market. The retailer purchased Spirit Halloween in 1999 when the pop-up chain consisted of around 60 temporary locations. By Halloween 2018, Spencer’s had grown the operation to more than 1300 stores in the U.S. and Canada.

3. The retail apocalypse is good for Spirit Halloween's business.

Outside of Spirit Halloween store.
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The rise of online shopping has led to many strip mall staples shuttering locations or going out of business for good. Spirit Halloween is an exception. That’s partly because all the abandoned big box stores dotting highways across America amount to more real estate options for the pop-up chain. By the end of 2019, 12,000 chain store locations are expected to shutter, and landlords are desperate to fill those spaces with paying tenants. That’s good news for Spirit Halloween—and bad news for any nostalgic Toys ‘R’ Us fans who don’t like to see their childhood toy shop selling fake severed heads.

4. Spirit Halloween starts scoping out locations in November.

The pop-up stores may only be open for a few months, but keeping the business running is a year-round operation. The day after Halloween—when many customers put their costumes away and start thinking about Thanksgiving menus and Christmas shopping lists—the realty team at Spirit starts hunting down locations for next season. Even though empty retail space is more plentiful than ever, negotiating lease deals with property owners can take months.

5. Spirit Halloween has donated millions to children’s hospitals.

When it’s not trying to terrify them, Spirit Halloween does heartwarming work for kids. In 2007, the company launched a charity initiative called Spirit of Children, and it’s since raised more than $50 million for pediatric hospital patients. The money donated by the charity helps supply toys, games, art programs, and pet therapy to sick kids. And during Halloween, Spirit gets children's hospitals into the season with costumes, decorations, and accessories.

6. Spirit Halloween products are available year-round.

Halloween decorations.
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The pop-up shops close a few days after Halloween, but you don’t have to wait until next season to stock up on your favorite Spirit gear. Spirit Halloween’s online store operates January through December. That means you can start building your Halloween costume early—or you can find a non-Halloween related reason to dress up any time of year.

7. Spirit Halloween sells items for other holidays.

You may not find Christmas decorations in physical Spirit stores, but if you browse the online shop, you’ll see a whole section dedicated to holidays that aren’t Halloween. There are costumes and outfits for Easter, St. Patrick’s Day, and the Fourth of July, and the Christmas section even includes ornaments and inflatable lawn decorations. And because this is Spirit Halloween, many of the ornaments, like an axe-wielding elf and a corpse rising from the dead, come with a creepy twist.

8. Most Spirit Halloween shoppers wait until the last minute.

If it takes you all October to decide on a Halloween outfit, you’re not alone. Mary Leonard, the manager of a Spirit store in Virginia, told The Washington Post in 2018 that nearly 70 percent of its business happens in the two weeks leading up to Halloween.

How Mister Rogers Used King Friday to Make Friday the 13th Less Scary for Kids

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King Friday XIII, son of King Charming Thursday XII and Queen Cinderella Monday, is an avid arts lover, a talented whistler, and a former pole vaulter. He reigns over Calendarland with lots of pomp and poise, and he’s usually correct.

Fans of Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood may also remember that the monarch was born on Friday the 13th, because his birthday was celebrated on the program every Friday the 13th. Though the math isn’t perfect—according to Timeanddate.com, Friday the 13th sometimes happens two or three times a year—the heartwarming reason behind the unconventionally-timed birthday celebrations absolutely is.

Fred Rogers explained that he wanted to give children a reason to look forward to Friday the 13th, instead of buying into the negative superstitions that surround the dreaded date. “We thought, ‘Let’s start children out thinking that Friday the 13th was a fun day,’” he said in a 1999 interview. “So we would celebrate his birthday every time a Friday the 13th came.”

Rogers added that the tradition worked out so well partially because the show was broadcast live, and viewers knew to anticipate an especially festive episode whenever they spotted a Friday the 13th on the calendar.

Speaking of calendars: There’s an equally charming story behind the name Calendarland. In the same interview, Rogers disclosed that King Friday once asked children to write in with suggestions for his then-nameless country. One boy posited that since King Friday was named after a calendar date, his realm should be named after the calendar. Then, the lucky youngster was invited to the set, where King Friday christened him a prince of Calendarland.

King Friday might be king of Calendarland, but Mister Rogers is definitely the king of understanding how to make kids feel safe, smart, and special.

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