How the Greyjoys Could Be the Key to Saving Westeros in Game of Thrones

Helen Sloan, HBO
Helen Sloan, HBO

Theon Greyjoy from Game of Thrones is one of those characters that you either love or hate, although the general consensus is not a positive one. While he hasn't proven himself to be much of a fighter or leader in the past seven seasons, that might be changing in season 8.

At the end of season 7, we saw Theon finally start to redeem himself when he convinced a few remaining ironborn to help him rescue his sister, Yara Greyjoy, from their uncle, Euron Greyjoy. It's the first time we saw Theon fight for anything in a very long time. In season 8, he's already back with a vengeance; in the first episode, we saw him save his sister—a feat we expected to take him at least half the season. Now CBR is predicting that Theon's new take-charge attitude could mean the Greyjoys will have a bigger role in the coming episodes in the fight against the White Walkers.

The publication predicts that since Euron is busy with Cersei Lannister, Yara and Theon will easily steal back the Iron Army. Yara will reclaim the throne on the Iron Islands and Theon will likely go to the North to help Jon Snow and his army defeat the undead.

"As we saw in season 7, Yara favors Daenerys, so the queens could form a powerful alliance," CBR writes. "The Iron Islands is good real estate to have in the war against the dead." It's believed that the White Walkers cannot cross water, so Yara tells Theon that she will allow Daenerys Targaryen and her troops to retreat to the Islands if they need to. If Winterfell is no longer a safe space, the Greyjoys will have a plan.

Ever since Theon aided Sansa Stark in her escape from Ramsay Bolton, he's been desperately trying to make amends with everyone he has wronged throughout the show. We're curious to see how far he goes to achieve this before the series concludes.

[h/t CBR]

Game of Thrones Counseling Available for Upset Fans Following Series Finale

Iain Glen and Emilia Clarke in Game of Thrones
Iain Glen and Emilia Clarke in Game of Thrones
Helen Sloan, HBO

It’s no surprise that some fans are having a hard time dealing with the fact that Game of Thrones is over. The show ran for eight seasons, and became a huge part of fans's lives and Sunday night routines. Moreover, since the season 8 premiere first aired, fans haven’t been too thrilled with the trajectory of the show, and it has only gotten worse. (The final episode in the series scored the lowest rating in the show’s history on IMDb).

But if you’re having a hard time wrapping your mind around the end of Game of Thrones, or just want to vent, there's a counseling service here just for you. CNN reports that if you go to Bark.com, a UK-based online marketplace, you can find a Game of Thrones counselor who will listen to your every qualm about the show. "The professionals will help them digest their feelings and interpretation of the show, which could range from anger and confusion to sadness and grief," the service description reads.

"We watch them to escape our daily lives and immerse ourselves into the 'unknown,'" Lynette, a counselor from Bark.com, said in a statement regarding people's TV show obsessions. "This is the very reason why we sometimes become addicted to watching them, the stories they tell become part of our identity."

There’s options of booking a 30-minute or 60-minute session, which range from $25 to $51. Fans can choose from a face-to-face session, group session, or online, and can specify which specific problems they’re having regarding the show. 

What do we say to Game of Thrones-related anxiety? Not today!

New Coke is Making a Comeback Thanks to Stranger Things

Finn Wolfhard, Noah Schnapp, Sadie Sink, Caleb McLaughlin, Millie Bobby Brown, and Sadie Sink in Stranger Things.
Finn Wolfhard, Noah Schnapp, Sadie Sink, Caleb McLaughlin, Millie Bobby Brown, and Sadie Sink in Stranger Things.
Netflix

In what was considered one of the biggest consumer product marketing blunders of all time, the Coca-Cola Company upset devotees of their signature beverage by introducing New Coke in 1985. Sweeter and smoother than the original, people practically revolted over the change, and the drink eventually disappeared from shelves.

In 2019, New Coke is not only resurfacing—it might turn out to be one of the company's savviest marketing moves to date.

CNN reports that Coca-Cola will be producing 500,000 cans of New Coke in collaboration with Netflix to promote season 3 of Stranger Things, the 1980s-set paranormal drama. Cans will be featured on the show in a kind of retro product placement.

Fans can look for the cans online, which will be offered as a free gift with the purchase of two special Coca-Cola Classic or Coke Zero Sugar glass bottles with Stranger Things artwork beginning Thursday. Special vending machines will also be set up in major cities, and visitors to Atlanta's World of Coca-Cola can purchase the product there, too.

The company is using the exact same recipe for New Coke that got them in hot water back in 1985. For many, it will be their first chance to sample the drink that anti-New Coke activist and retiree Gay Mullins described as being "unbelievably wimpy" and tasting like Pepsi (a comment meant to be derogatory). Originally intended to replace Coca-Cola Classic, the drink was eventually rebranded Coke II and sold through 2002.

Coca-Cola anticipates demand will exceed their 500,000 can allotment, which means you're likely to see them pop up on eBay before long.

The new season of Stranger Things premieres July 4.

[h/t CNN]

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