When we saw the first entry in our "create a new holiday" contest, we were tempted to award it first prize then and there:
"I hereby propose a holiday honoring one thing we all have in common, and something that, without which, we would not be here. The placenta. So let's have a happy Afterbirthday! The traditional celebratory decoration calls for water balloons."
Here's the thing, though -- the more we got to thinking about our first Afterbirthday Party, the more we were plagued by visions of... READ ON