Not sure if you all got the email going around a couple weeks ago with The Washington Post's winning submissions for its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
Some of my favorites include:
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
I've posted the complete list after the jump. Meanwhile, The Washington Post's Style... READ ON