For our first Christmas as a couple, my future wife gave me this sign. She and her brother had it engraved. I found this incredibly funny. Let me explain.
On our third date, we dined at Ruby Tuesdays in a local mall (Sorry ladies, I'm taken.) I got a kick out of this sign, and spent a good portion of dinner harping on it. Surprisingly enough, there was a fourth date. More surprising "“ she remembered the wording exactly and got me one for Christmas.
Years later, the sign still adorns my... READ ON