"Nifty vanity plate," said Officer Jane Curtis, approaching the driver's side of a red sports car that she'd just pulled over. "What made you choose that?" she asked, as she kept one hand poised over her stun gun.
"It's not a vanity plate," said the confused driver. Officer Curtis quickly determined him to be much older and more feeble than she had anticipated. She relaxed, warned the man about his speed, and left the scene.
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