1. I don't know about you, but my favorite judge in Ohio's Lake County is Mike Cicconetti. He's known for his creative sentences, like making a man who played his car stereo too loudly sit in the woods—so he could "appreciate silence." After two teenagers scrawled 666 on a nativity Jesus, Cicconetti ordered them to lead a donkey through the streets, with a sign that said, "Sorry for the jackass offense."
This brand of justice inspired today's first question. What's the... READ ON