The Dilemma: You're proud to be all three of these supposed insults! But you're wondering if one captures your brilliant essence better than the others.
People You Can Impress:Well, not cool kids, certainly. Face it—we're never going to impress those jerks.
The Quick Trick: Etymologically, geek probably equals carny, nerd probably equals Seussian animal, and dork probably equals what you might have called President Nixon if you were his close friend.
The Explanation:... READ ON