Who Said It: Joe Biden or Michael Scott?

The VP can be kind of a loose cannon and his mouth sometimes gets him in trouble—the same kind of trouble Michael Scott often found at Dunder Mifflin. Can you tell which famous Scranton native said what?

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"His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And—although, she's...wait...your mom's still...your mom's still alive. Your dad passed."
Joe Biden
Michael Scott
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"I've got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this."
Joe Biden
Michael Scott
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"You may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind."
Joe Biden
Michael Scott
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"It's not unmanly to wear a condom."
Joe Biden
Michael Scott
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Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North."
Joe Biden
Michael Scott
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"I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me."
Joe Biden
Michael Scott
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"You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number? I should have it in front of me and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed."
Joe Biden
Michael Scott
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"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent."
Joe Biden
Michael Scott
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"You know what else is facing five Goliaths? America: Al-Qaeda. Global warming. Sex predators. Mercury poisoning."
Joe Biden
Michael Scott
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"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong."
Joe Biden
Michael Scott
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"Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza."
Joe Biden
Michael Scott