Name the Transformers

After a decade dwelling in relatively obscurity, kept alive by comic enthusiasts and rappers like the Wu-Tang Clan, Transformers are as big as they were back in the '80s. But for all their spinoffs, it all still comes back to that delightfully cheesy, yet somehow endearing '80s cartoon. Specifically, it comes back to the three-part pilot episode that started it all, "More than Meets the Eye." In five minutes, can you name all 27 Transformers that were originally on the Ark that crash landed into Mt. St. Hilary more than four million years ago*?

Note: We are not including Hauler since he only appeared in one episode, he never transformed, and because you'd have to be a huge Transformers nerd to get that one.