In 1865, six-year-old Teddy Roosevelt watched Abraham Lincoln’s funeral procession in NYC.
A woman in Spain claims ownership of the sun, apparently because no one else has.
“Lethal injection” isn’t a marketing term or a cute nickname. The intent of the injection is to execute someone. So why bother with the alcohol swab and sterile needle?
Peel banana. Place peel on ground. Insert comic moment.
Banana peel slips remain a source of human fascination and schadenfreude.
The man who has provided us with some of the best quips of all time is also one of the most misquoted men of all time.