Knoxville, Tennessee’s Body Farm isn’t a day spa; it is a forensic anthropology facility. Human cadavers are left outdoors in varying stages of undress in water, under brush, etc., so that scientists can study the decomposition process.
With the failure of the junk shot and top kill, it's clear that the only solution left for the oil spill is to call on Captain Planet. Since that isn't a real option (as much as my seven-year-old self would like to believe it is), we can at least celebrate the Earth's superhero with a quiz. See how much you remember about the classic Captain Planet and the Planeteers cartoon.
DID YOU KNOW? Marlon Brando hated memorizing lines so much that he posted cue cards everywhere to help him get through scenes.
He even asked for lines to be written on an actress's posterior. (That request was denied.)