Hey, you -- dead people -- get a room! Seriously, though, this is probably the longest PDA on record; the man and woman pictured were buried together some 5,000 years ago near Mantua, Italy, during the Neolithic period, and finally unearthed just last week. The archaeologist in charge of the dig that discovered the long-buried lovers was quoted as saying "I've been doing this job for 25 years. I've done digs at Pompeii, all the famous sites -- but nothing has excited me as much as this."
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