The Pittsburgh Penguins made Mister Rogers an honorary captain in 1991.
"You don't just turn it on and get the apps?"
For its first two seasons—and then occasionally throughout—Seinfeld was panned by critics for being too lame, too self-indulgent, too racist, too homophobic, too yuppish, and too liberal.
The only thing that could possibly be more stars-and-stripes than a post about U.S. presidents and American historical figures is a post that doubles up on them.
The celebrations started just a year after the Declaration was ratified.