Miss Cellania has written for mental_floss since 2007. She is also the managing editor at Neatorama and keeps a small humor blog called Miss Cellania. In her spare time, she is raising a frightening number of children in a small Kentucky town. Miss Cellania considers herself an expert in no particular subject at all. As she is older than dirt, she may occasionally order you off her lawn. Please do not take offense; she's just peculiar that way.