20 Funny Valentine's Day Cards to Give Your Loved Ones

Show how much you care by giving your loved one the gift of laughter.

1. SWEAR YOUR LOVE; $9

So excited for the holiday that you can't filter your cursing? Then this uncensored card is for you (the black bar is not printed on the card).

Find it: Amazon

2. THE PERFECT MATCH; $4

Found a fiery love affair online? Send them a punny card to celebrate the sparks the two of you share.

Find it: Amazon

3. WOOF; $4

Dachshund lovers will get a kick out of this artful card from Paper Source.

Find it: Paper Source

4. PIZZA PARTY; $5

No robot is more charming than the friendly BMO from the popular cartoon Adventure Time. 

Find it: Amazon

5. THEY'RE NOT FOR EVERYONE; $5

For some people, a festive treat; for others, heart-shaped chalk.

Find it: Etsy

6. PERFECT WITH A BOX OF EGGOS; $5

Valentine's Day can be a little spooky with a Stranger Things-themed card. 

Find it: Amazon

7. TAKE IT SLOW; $4

Not ready to say "I love you"? A simple "I love... hanging with you" will suffice for now.

Find it: Etsy 

8. MATHEMATICAL; $5

This nerdy card is a great option for your favorite math lover.

Find it: Amazon

9. I—GASP—LOVE—WHEEZE—YOU; $4

Couple this card with a pocket protector and it's the perfect gift.

Find it: Etsy

10. NETFLIX OR HULU?; $4

After the 20th episode of 30 Rock, it might really seem like you've been on the couch forever. 

Find it: Etsy

11. A LOVE LIKE NONE-OTTER; $5

Did you know that otters fall asleep holding hands so they don't drift apart? These affectionate little animals should be the holiday's official mascots.

Find it: Amazon

12. PASS THE CHOCOLATE; $4

Let's be honest: The best part of being in a committed relationship is not having to worry about your appearance. Celebrate the holiday with a third scoop of ice cream and this card.

Find it: Etsy

13. A LITTLE CHEESY; $6

This Valentine's Day, say it with pizza.

Find it: Urban Outfitters

14. WE'LL TAKE A BAKER'S DOZEN; $7

Show your significant other that you love them (almost) as much as bagels.

Find it: Paper Source

15. SPELLBINDING OPTIONS; $17

Have a lot of Valentines this year? This set of 28 magical cards are perfect for handing out to classmates, co-workers, or even people on the street.

Find it: Paper Source

16. GIVE THIS ONE TO YOUR ANGELA; $5

When you're lacking the right words, let Dwight say them for you.

Find it: Amazon

17. LET'S MEAT UP; $4

Most people don't associate meatloaf with love, but who doesn't enjoy a cute, anthropomorphized hunk of meat?

Find it: Paper Source

18. PUT A PIN IN IT; $14

Don't feel like a card is enough? This special pink card comes with a tiny enamel pin shaped like a bottle of rosé.

Find it: Urban Outfitters

19. I LLOVE YOU; $4

When a single "L" isn't enough to convey your feelings.

Find it: Paper Source

20. I LOVE BREW; $5

This card will go great with a hot cup of coffee.

Find it: Amazon