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11 Extravagant Pet Beds for Your Best Friend

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If you love pampering your pet, you’re going to want to see these incredibly lavish beds. Some of these look so comfortable, you might want a big one for yourself.

1. GEOMETRIC HAMMOCK; $50

Some of the best naps happen in hammocks. Why not share that prime relaxation with your pet? This little hammock, meant for pets up to 25 pounds, has a wooden base with a soft bed that can be removed for washing when it inevitably gets covered in fur.

Find it: Amazon

2. WOOD FORT; $70

Pampered pets will love this kiln-dried cedar double-decker bed, which has a cubby on the bottom and stairs that lead to a second bed up top. Both the top and bottom panels are removable to make cleaning a breeze.

Find it: Amazon

3. WIRE SPHERE; $145

This sleek-looking bed-slash-statement-piece is perfect for the animal that appreciates modern furnishings as much as its owner. The 17-inch-diameter wire sphere is equipped with a comfortable faux fur and leather cushion.

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4. CHUNKY KNITTING; $80

You might remember we wrote about a woman who knits blankets that are so large and chunky that she had to use her hands in place of needles. The designer also happens to make a pretty adorable pet bed that comes in a number of sizes and colors. The attractive beds are made with merino wool, so they promise to be extra cuddly.

Find it: Etsy

5. GLACIER NATIONAL PARK BLANKET-INSPIRED BED; $139

Orvis collaborated with Pendleton Woolen Mills to create this fleece bed—which mimics the black, yellow, red, and green stripes of its iconic Glacier National Park blanket—in honor of the National Park's 100th anniversary.

Find it: Amazon

6. FURCEDES; $275

Beep beep—one stylish dog rolling through! This possibly absurd dog bed looks just like a Mercedes Benz, if it was a plush toy. It has a fake license plate that says “LA DOG” if that helps seal the deal.

Find it: Haute Diggity Dog

7. CROC SHOE; $100

Who says a dog bed can’t be an absolutely gorgeous piece of décor? This giant shoe—it's more than 2 feet long!—is fitted with a luxurious faux fleece insert that can be removed for cleaning.

Find it: Amazon 

8. DOG TELEVISION; $225

Two-hundred channels and nothing but dogs. This old console television was gutted and given a fresh coat of orange paint. Inside there's a plush bed for a small pupper to relax on, and on the top, there’s a line of kitschy rubber ducks.

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9. LEATHER SOFA; $170

Let your pets kick back on a luxurious (faux) leather couch. The old-timey looking seat can comfortably fit two small to medium dogs. It comes pre-assembled and is easily cleaned with a damp cloth. Just like a human couch, it comes with wooden legs that keep it off the ground and accent brass nail heads on the back cushion.

Find it: Amazon 

10. SHARK; $11

Cats and small dogs can now cuddle up in the mouth of a toothy fish. Suddenly Shark Week will seem a lot more threatening when your pet is about to be gobbled up by their bed.

Find it: Amazon

11. FELT CAT; $83

Cats are total narcissists, so of course they would enjoy sleeping in a bed that looks like them. These quirky caves are handmade with merino wool; customers can pick between a variety of colors and sizes that best work for their pet.

Find it: Etsy

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IKEA Is Recalling Its New Dog Water Fountain Due to Suffocation Risk
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In late 2017, IKEA released LURVIG, its first-ever line for pets, a collection that included beds, leashes, food bowls, and other staple products for dogs and cats. Unfortunately, one of those products is now being recalled over safety issues, according to Fast Company. If you own the LURVIG water dispenser, you should take it away from your pet immediately.

The automatic water fountain poses a suffocation hazard, the company announced in a recent statement. The retailer has received two reports of pets dying after getting their head stuck in it.

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The $8 water dispenser debuted in U.S. stores in October 2017 with the rest of its LURVIG line. Awkwardly enough, the product description included assurances of the product’s safety standards. It explained that “the LURVIG range was developed with the assistance of trained veterinarian Dr. Barbara Schäfer, who also works with product risk assessment at IKEA,” and went on to say that “the first thing to consider was safety: ‘Dogs will definitely chew on their toys and bring in dirt from their daily walks. Cats will definitely scratch on most surfaces and are sensitive to smell and texture. So safe, durable materials are very important.’”

It seems that smaller dogs are able to get their faces stuck in the dome-shaped plastic reservoir, which only appears to have one hole in it, at the bottom. As a result, dogs can suffocate if they can’t get out of it.

The product has been removed from IKEA’s website, and the retailer recommends that anyone who bought it stop using it and return it to the nearest IKEA store for a refund.

[h/t Fast Company]

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10 Facts About the Portuguese Man O' War
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Something a lot scarier than any Jersey Devil has been washing up on beaches in the Garden State lately: This month, the dangerous Portuguese Man O’ War—which has a potentially deadly sting—has been sighted in Cape May and Wildwood, New Jersey, which could lead to problems for beachgoers. Read on to learn more about these unusual creatures.

1. IT'S NOT A JELLYFISH.

The Portuguese Man o’ War may look like a bloated jellyfish, but it’s actually a siphonophore—a bizarre group of animals that consist of colonies made up of dozens, hundreds, or even thousands of genetically-identical individual creatures. A siphonophore starts out as a fertilized egg. But as it develops, it starts "budding" into distinct structures and organisms. These tiny organisms—called polyps or zooids—can’t survive on their own, so they merge together into a tentacled mass. They must cooperate as one in order to do things like travel and catch food.

Though the zooids within a Man O’ War are basically clones, they come in different shapes and serve different purposes [PDF]. Dactylozooids are long hunting tentacles built to ensnare prey; gastrozooids are smaller tentacles which digest the food; and gonozooids are dangling entities whose job is to facilitate reproduction. Every Man O’ War also has a pneumatophore, or “float”—an overgrown, bag-like polyp which acts as a giant gas bladder and sits at the top of the colony. Capable of expanding or contracting at will, it provides the Man O’ War with some buoyancy control. An expanded float also enables the colony to harness winds to move around.

2. A CLOSE RELATIVE IS THE INDO-PACIFIC “BLUEBOTTLE.”

A view of a bluebottle under water.
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When we say “Portuguese Man O’ War,” we’re talking about Physalia physalis, the bizarre siphonophore that’s scaring New Jerseyans right now. Also known as the Atlantic Portuguese Man O’ War, it can be found in warmer parts of the Pacific, the Caribbean, the Indian Ocean, and of course, the Atlantic.

Another kind of siphonophore which regularly stings beachgoers is the so-called bluebottle, Physalia utriculus. It’s sometimes called the Indo-Pacific “Portuguese” Man O’ War and is restricted to the Pacific and Indian Oceans. It’s smaller than the Atlantic species and unlike its bigger counterpart—which has multiple hunting tentacles—it hunts with a single, elongated tentacle.

3. THE NAME “PORTUGUESE MAN O’ WAR” IS PROBABLY A NAVAL REFERENCE.

In the age of sailing, many European navies used tall warships loaded with cannons and propelled by three masts. British sailors took to calling this kind of vessel a “Man of War.”

What does that have to do with Physalia physalias? These colonies spend a lot of time floating at the water’s surface, and when the gas bladder is expanded, it looks—and acts—a bit like a sailboat, hence the “Man O’ War.” As for the Portuguese part, 19th century scientists proposed that sailors encountered it near the Portuguese island of Madeira, while modern etymologists tend to think that it looked like the Portuguese version of the ship.

Or at least that’s one explanation for the creature’s peculiar name. It’s also been suggested that Renaissance-era sailors thought the pneumatophores resembled the helmets worn by Portugal’s soldiers during the 16th century.

4. MAN O’ WAR TENTACLES CAN BE UP TO 165 FEET LONG.

Two Portuguese Man o' War washed up on the beach with their tentacles stretched out.
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At least, that’s the maximum length for the dactylozooids—which are normally around 30 feet long and use venom-spewing cells to deliver painful, neurotoxic stings. When a tentacle is detached from the rest of the colony, it might wash ashore somewhere or drift around for days on end until it decomposes. Be warned: Even a severed tentacle can sting you.

5. ON RARE OCCASIONS, STINGS CAN BE FATAL TO HUMANS.

The odds of being killed by a Portuguese Man O’ War are slim. But just because deaths are rare doesn't mean you should touch one: On February 11, 2018, 204 people in Hollywood, Florida were treated for stings, which can lead to red welts on the skin, muscle cramps, elevated heart rates, and vomiting.

Still, the creatures can kill: One unlucky victim suffered a full cardiovascular collapse and died after getting too close to a Man O’ War in eastern Florida back in 1987. More recently, a woman swimming off Sardinia was stung by one and died of what was believed to be anaphylactic shock.

6. SOME FISH LIVE IN THEM.

Given that tiny fish make up about 70 to 90 percent of the Man O’ War’s diet (it also eats shrimp and other crustaceans), Nomeus gronovii, a.k.a. the Portuguese Man O’ War Fish, is playing a dangerous game: It lives among the siphonophore's tentacles even though it's not immune to its stings, swimming nimbly between the stingers. Young fish eat planktons which wander under their hosts and, as they get older, will sometimes steal the Man O’ War’s prey—or nibble on its tentacles.

7. SEA SLUGS LIKE TO STEAL THEIR TOXINS.

The Man O’ War has a long list of enemies. Loggerhead sea turtles and the bizarre-looking ocean sunfish are thick-skinned enough to eat them. There are also “blue dragon” sea slugs, which not only devour the Man O’ War but actively harvest and appropriate its toxins. After storing Man O’ War stinging cells in their own skins, the blue dragons can use it as a predator deterrent.

8. MAN O’ WAR COME IN PRETTY COLORS.

A pink-tinted Portuguese Man O' War with blue tentacles in the surf at a beach.
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Although it’s translucent, the float is usually tinted with blue, pink, and/or purple hues. Beaches along the American Gulf Coast raise purple flags in order to let visitors know when groups of Man O’ War (or other potentially deadly sea creatures) are at large.

9. EVERY COLONY HAS A SPECIFIC SEX.

The Man O' War's gonozooids have sacs that house ovaries or testes—so each colony can therefore be considered “male” or “female.” Though marine biologists aren’t completely sure how the Man O’ War procreates, one theory is that the gonozooids release eggs and sperm into the open ocean, which become fertilized when they cross paths with floating eggs or sperm from other Man O’ War colonies. This “broadcast spawning” method of reproduction is also used by many species of coral, fan worms, sea anemone, and jellyfish.

10. LOOK OUT FOR MAN O’ WAR LEGIONS.

The Man O’ War isn't always seen in isolation. Legions consisting of over 1000 colonies have been observed floating around together. Because they drift along on (somewhat) predictable winds and ocean currents, it’s possible to anticipate where and when a lot of the creatures will show up. For example, the Gulf Coast’s Man O’ War season arrives in the winter months.

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