No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston—and, apparently, no one goes viral like Gaston. The Magic Kingdom's New Fantasyland update a few years ago upgraded Beauty and the Beast to more of a starring role and that meant more fans could interact with one of the most beloved villains in Disney history: Gaston. So far, the chauvinistic character has been a hit.
His outsized bravado and swagger coupled with the outlandish things he gets away with saying while in character have captured audiences. (GQhas noted that Gaston has opinions on everything from man buns to the phrase "on fleek.") As a result, videos of his fan interactions have popped up all over YouTube. Here are a few of Gaston's greatest moments.
1. GASTON GETS SCHOOLED BY A LITTLE GIRL.
Some small children are intimidated when they come face-to-face with a villain—but not this little girl. She's got a comeback for all of Gaston's snarky comments, rendering him nearly speechless by the end of the video.
2. GASTON SHARES HIS TIPS FOR SUCCESS.
The world doesn't really need more than one Gaston, but he provides a few tips for anyone who wants to try. Step one: Grow out a "Stalliontail."
3. GASTON PUTS HIS MONEY WHERE HIS MOUTH IS IN A PUSH-UP CONTEST ...
After a guest challenges Gaston to a push-up contest, he realizes pretty quickly that it was a huge mistake. Apparently those biceps aren't all made of padding.
4. ... AND IN AN ARM WRESTLING CONTEST.
He's also great at arm wrestling. Here's a tip: If you're going to challenge Gaston to athletic feats, you'd better come prepared.
5. HE LOSES TO A CRAFTY 11-YEAR-OLD.
It may take a lot of brawn to outsmart Gaston, but it doesn't take much brains. This young girl distracts him with a mirror, then manages to defeat him when his defenses are down.
6. GASTON MEETS HIS MINI-ME.
The Beauty and the Beast personality is infamous for his vanity. So it's no surprise when he lets a small Gaston cut the line—he even provides a few style tips. (Skip to the part where Gaston meets Gaston, starting at 7:50.)
7. GASTON IS BRIEFLY SPEECHLESS WHEN HE GETS OUTDONE IN THE MUSCLE DEPARTMENT.
Despite all of his boasting and bragging, even Gaston plays second fiddle on occasion.
Do you fight the urge to say “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya” when introducing yourself? Have you spent the past 30 years mispronouncing the word “marriage”? If so, you may be a diehard fan of The Princess Bride. The cult film (and the book on which it’s based) has inspired board games, merchandise, and countless pop culture references. Now, two theme park designers from Universal have conceived the inconceivable. As Nerdist reports, Jon Plsek and Olivia West have designed the plans for a hypothetical attraction called “The Princess Ride.”
Their idea follows the classic river boat ride structure and adds highlights from the movie around each corner. After watching Buttercup and Wesley’s love story unfold, riders are taken past the Cliffs of Insanity, through the Fire Swamp, and into the Pit of Despair. The climax unfolds at Prince Humperdinck’s castle and leads up to the two protagonists riding off into the sunset. The last thing the passengers see is Miracle Max and Valerie waving goodbye saying, “Hope ya had fun stormin’ the castle!”
The ride’s designers make a living turning stories into thrilling attractions. Plsek works as a concept artist for Universal Creative, the group behind Universal’s theme parks, and West works there as a concept writer. While The Princess Ride was just a fun side project for the pair, it isn’t hard to imagine their ride bringing Princess Bride fans to the parks in real life.
Happy Birthday to Epcot, the only place where you can drink in 11 countries without ever leaving Florida. In honor of its 35th birthday, we've rounded up some facts about Walt Disney’s vision for the future.
1. EPCOT is an acronym for Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow.
2. Epcot turned out much differently than Walt had originally imagined it. Before Disney’s death in 1966, EPCOT was actually intended to be a real community where people would live, work, and play. See his intentions here:
3. To build the park, more than 54 million cubic feet of dirt had to be excavated.
4. With its two distinct halves—Future World and the World Showcase—it may seem like two different theme parks smushed together. In fact, that’s exactly what it is. When plans for the park changed after Walt’s death, some Imagineers wanted to go with a World’s Fair theme while others were pushing for a futuristic park. Two Imagineers put their models up against each other, and Epcot as we know it was born.
5. With 11.25 million visitors every year, Epcot is the world’s fifth most-popular theme park—right behind the Magic Kingdom, Tokyo Disneyland, Disneyland, and Tokyo DisneySea.
6. In 1991, Disney announced plans to build WestCot in Disneyland’s parking lot in Anaheim. Michael Eisner put a halt to those plans when Disneyland Paris flopped. California Adventure later opened on that spot instead.
7. Spaceship Earth, a.k.a. the giant golf ball, weighs 16 million pounds, is 165 feet in diameter and takes up 2.2 million cubic feet of space. The geodesic sphere is made from 11,324 aluminum and plastic-alloy triangles.
8. The term “Spaceship Earth” was coined by famous futurist and theorist Buckminster Fuller, who wrote a book called Operating Manual for Spaceship Earth in 1968.
9. Ray Bradbury conceived the original storyline and penned the original script for the Spaceship Earth ride.
10. The 5.7 million-gallon body of water at The Seas with Nemo & Friends is home to more than 3000 fish and other sea creatures. The sheer size makes it one of the largest man-made ocean environments in the world.
11.Captain EO cost an estimated $30 million to make. At just 17 minutes, that makes the film $1.76 million per minute.
12. The “Living with the Land” attraction is home to a Guinness World Record—the most tomatoes harvested from a single plant in one year (1151.84 pounds).
13. The food grown in Epcot greenhouses is actually used in the restaurants there, including the Garden Grill.
14. The Sea has a panel of experts that they use for consulting purposes. The panel has included Robert Ballard, most famous for discovering the wreck of the Titanic; Sylvia Earle, the first female chief scientist of the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration; and Gilbert Grosvenor, a former president and chief executive of the National Geographic Society.
15.Twopeople have died after riding Mission: SPACE. One was a four-year-old with an undiagnosed heart condition, and the other was a woman who suffered a stroke due to high blood pressure.
16. Leonard Nimoy directed the popular Body Wars movie at the Wonders of Life pavilion.
17. The score for Soarin’ Over California was composed by Jerry Goldsmith, who said that he loved the project so much, he would have done it for free. Goldsmith’s many noteworthy scores include The Omen, Planet of the Apes, Alien, Poltergeist, Patton, and Rudy.
18. The Wonders of Life pavilion once contained a film where Martin Short explained how babies were made. Really.
THE WORLD SHOWCASE
19. The World Showcase promenade is 1.2 miles long.
21. The Rose and Crown pub in the U.K. has a special machine that can cool your Guinness to exactly 55 degrees, the temperature recommended by the company.
22. Russia, Switzerland, Spain, Venezuela, United Arab Emirates, and Israel have all been mentioned as additions to the World Showcase side of Epcot at one point or another.
23. There were once plans for a boat ride called The Rhine River Cruise in the Germany pavilion. The show building was partially constructed, but the rest of the ride was trashed shortly after Epcot opened.
24. Contrary to popular belief, for the most part, the countries in the World Showcase are not funded by that country’s government. There’s one exception: Morocco.
26. Imagineers have long considered a roller coaster inside of the Japan pavilion. It would be similar to the Matterhorn Bobsleds at Disneyland, but would instead revolve around Mount Fuji.
27. The American pavilion is built at a slightly higher elevation than all of the other countries'. This is to show that it's a host country to all of the other pavilions, and also to help it stand out as the centerpiece.
28. For 17 years, Epcot’s Japan pavilion was home to Miyuki, the world’s only female amezaiku artist. She learned the art of creating small, edible animal sculptures out of brown rice toffee from her grandfather. Miyuki retired in November 2013.
29. More than 30 million blooms fill the park during the Flower and Garden Festival every spring.
30. The Food and Wine Festival in the fall represents 25 nations with 1.5 million food samplings, 300,000 wine pours, 360,000 beer servings, and 100,000 dessert portions.
PARADES AND FIREWORKS
31. The puppets for the now-defunct “Tapestry of Nations” parade were designed by Michael Curry, the same man who designed the puppets for the Broadway production of The Lion King. He has also worked on five Cirque du Soleil shows and multiple opening and closing ceremonies for the Olympics.
32.Jim Cummings is the man who provides the voiceover at the beginning of “IllumiNations: Reflections of Earth.” You may know him better as the voice of Darkwing Duck. He’s currently the voice of Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, and Pete. Listen to the first 30 seconds of this video—you can probably hear a little bit of each of those characters.