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27 Hilariously Nasty Sounding Mushroom Species Names

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Mushroom hunters and the authors of field guides have long come up with names that reference various characteristics of color, texture, shape, and smell using English or Latin. Some are strictly practical, but others are a little ... stranger. For example, way back in 1753, the mushroom pictured above was assigned the scientific name Phallus impudicus. Its common name is the shameless stinkhorn.

Mushrooms have a certain … suggestiveness about them that has long been noticed and acknowledged by those who study them, and there’s something about looking through a whole list of them together that cannot help but conjure up the most disgusting mycological orgy you never even knew could be imagined. I made the mistake of casually flipping through Eyewitness Handbooks: Mushrooms, and now, since I cannot bear the weight of this alone, I offer you these 27 other hilariously nasty sounding mushroom species names from the book.

1. BREAD DOUGH CLITOPILUS

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Scientific name: Clitopilus prunulus

2. EURO SLIMY LACTARIUS

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Scientific name: Lactarius blennius

3. PUNGENT FALSE BLEWIT

Scientific name: Lepista irina

4. YELLOW-STAINING TRICH

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Scientific name: Tricholoma scalpturatum

5. DIRTY TRICH COMPLEX

Scientific name: Tricholoma atrosquamosum

6. PURPLISH ENTOLOMA

Scientific name: Entoloma porphyrophaeum

7. SHEATHED CORT

Scientific name: Cortinarius torvus

8. DRY SCALY PHOLIOTA

Scientific name: Pholiota squarrosa

9. FRECKLE-GILLED GYM

Scientific name: Gymnopilus penetrans

10. COMMON STUMP PSATHYRELLA

Scientific name: Psathyrella piluliformis

11. COMMON RINGED PANAEOLIS

Scientific name: Panaeolus semiovatus

12. EURO SPINDLE-SHANK COLLYBIA

Scientific name: Collybia fusipes

13. FETID RUSSULA

Scientific name: Russula foetens

14. TINY ORANGE-CAP MYCENA

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Sceintific name: Mycena acicula

15. STOUT-STALKED AMANITA

Scientific name: Amanita spissa

16. COCKLESHELL LENTINELLUS

Scientific name: Lentinellus cochleatus

17. EARTH-BALL BOLETE

Scientific name: Boletus parasiticus

18. YELLOW-PORED SCABER-STALK

Scientific name: Leccinum crocipodium

19. TINDER POLYPORE

Scientific name: Fomes fomentarius

20. TREMBLING PHILEBIA

Scientific name: Phlebia tremellosa

21. HAIRY STEREUM

Scientific name: Stereum hirsutum

22. RIGID LEATHER BRACKET

Scientific name: Hymenochaete rubiginosa

23. TOOTHED JELLY

Scientific name: Pseudohydnum gelatinosum

24. SCALY EARTH-TONGUE ASCO

Scientific name: Geoglossum fallax

25. CRAMP BALLS ASCO

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Scientific name: Daldinia concentrica

26. PUFFBALL-IN-ASPIC

Scientific name: Calostoma cinnabarina

27. BROWN LEAFY JELLY

Scientific name: Tremella foliacea

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