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The Position of ‘Chief Wombat Cuddler’ Is Now Open

Australia’s wildlife has a reputation for terror. Even koalas can get belligerent from time to time. But Derek the orphaned wombat just wants cuddles. Now, one lucky person can deliver: Tourism officials in Tasmania are taking applications for the region’s first Chief Wombat Cuddler, according to UPI.

If you are unfamiliar with wombats, they are the largest burrowing mammals and can attain impressive size and ageBut Derek (or Derrick, depending who you ask) is still a baby. For the last three months, the orphan has been in the care of Flinders Island resident Kate Mooney, also known as The Wombat Lady. Mooney says Derek’s mother was hit by a car in December. When Mooney went to check on the wombat, she found Derek still in his mother’s pouch. A video of the survivor romping across one of the island’s beaches has gone viral, making Derek a very popular marsupial.

Seeing an opportunity, the local tourism board has organized a sweet contest, giving affectionate humans the chance to win a three-day trip to Flinders Island and the opportunity to give the orphaned wombat lots and lots of love. Sadly, the contest is open only to Australian residents.

All you have to do is visit the Tourism Tasmania website and explain in 25 words or less why you’d be the right choice for Chief Wombat Cuddler. For obvious reasons, the rules stipulate that "non-cuddlers need not apply."

[h/t UPI]

Header image from YouTube // Discover Tasmania

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Why Do Cats Freak Out After Pooping?
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Cats often exhibit some very peculiar behavior, from getting into deadly combat situations with their own tail to pouncing on unsuspecting humans. Among their most curious habits: running from their litter box like a greyhound after moving their bowels. Are they running from their own fecal matter? Has waste elimination prompted a sense of euphoria?

Experts—if anyone is said to qualify as an expert in post-poop moods—aren’t exactly sure, but they’ve presented a number of entertaining theories. From a biological standpoint, some animal behaviorists suspect that a cat bolting after a deposit might stem from fears that a predator could track them based on the smell of their waste. But researchers are quick to note that they haven’t observed cats run from their BMs in the wild.

Biology also has a little bit to do with another theory, which postulates that cats used to getting their rear ends licked by their mother after defecating as kittens are showing off their independence by sprinting away, their butts having taken on self-cleaning properties in adulthood.

Not convinced? You might find another idea more plausible: Both humans and cats have a vagus nerve running from their brain stem. In both species, the nerve can be stimulated by defecation, leading to a pleasurable sensation and what some have labeled “poo-phoria,” or post-poop elation. In running, the cat may simply be working off excess energy brought on by stimulation of the nerve.

Less interesting is the notion that notoriously hygienic cats may simply want to shake off excess litter or fecal matter by running a 100-meter dash, or that a digestive problem has led to some discomfort they’re attempting to flee from. The fact is, so little research has been done in the field of pooping cat mania that there’s no universally accepted answer. Like so much of what makes cats tick, a definitive motivation will have to remain a mystery.

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Listen to the Impossibly Adorable Sounds of a Baby Sloth
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Sometimes baby sloths seem almost too adorable to be real. But the little muppet-faced treasures don't just look cute—turns out they sound cute, too. We know what you're thinking: How could you have gone your whole life without knowing what these precious creatures sound like? Well, fear not: Just in time for International Sloth Day (today), we have some footage of how the tiny mammals express themselves—and it's a lot of squeaking. (Or maybe that's you squealing?)

The sloths featured in the heart-obliterating video below come from the Sloth Sanctuary of Costa Rica. The institution rescues orphaned sloths, rehabilitates them, and gets them ready to be released back into the wild.

[h/t The Kid Should See This]

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