This infographic explains how Einstein stopped being such a “lazy dog” and started, you know, redrawing the universe.

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The website 538 asked speechwriters from the Republican and Democratic parties to each write a perfect pandering speech for their party’s base. The results are funny and very familiar. The website annotates both speeches with notes on what to pay attention to.

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Don’t be a wazzock; start using these fantastic insults in your daily speech.

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Here is what prisoners of Alcatraz used to eat. Some of this stuff would hit your stomach like a ROCK! Get it? The Rock? OK, I’ll see myself out.

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This brief National Geographic video explains what it’s like to try to go through life reading lips. People really need to work on enunciation.

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SNL has released this video that was cut from the recent episode hosted by Melissa McCarthy. In it she plays a contestant on a Supermarket Sweep-like game show that really goes all out.

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Speaking of Supermarket Sweep, here are some secrets from the host of the show.