Doritos
Doritos

Get Your Valentine a Bouquet of Doritos

Doritos
Doritos

Roses are a perfectly acceptable thing to give your Valentine, but ... what if they're hungry? This year, instead of cliché flowers or boring old chocolates, consider giving your boo a bouquet of junk food. For a limited time, Canadians in select areas of Toronto, Vancouver, and Montreal can send their sweethearts a savory alternative. In honor of the return of Ketchup Doritos, the company is hand-delivering their chips in the form of roses to a few lucky recipients. The package features 12 long-stemmed Doritos Ketchup rose flowers that will make any hungry snack lover swoon. Delivery is free and the bouquets come with a bag of chips that you can actually eat. And, the red hue of the ketchup is perfectly Valentine's Day-themed. 

Check out this delightfully retro commercial for the product (complete with dancing!):

Now for some bad news: the bouquets appear to be sold out, but fear not! You can always construct a collection on your own with your favorite Doritos variety. Delicious and homemade—just don't chow down if you're using glue. 

[h/t: PSFK]

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Meet Japan's Original (Not-so-Fresh) Form of Sushi, 'Funazushi'
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When it comes to sushi, fresh is usually best. Most of the sushi we eat in America is haya-nare, which involves raw seafood and vinegared rice. But in Japan, there's an older form of sushi—said to be the original form—called funazushi. It's made from fermented carp sourced from one particular place, Lake Biwa, and takes about three years to produce from start to finish. The salt it's cured with keeps the bad bacteria at bay, and the result is said to taste like a fish version of prosciutto. Great Big Story recently caught up with Mariko Kitamura, the 18th generation to run her family’s shop in Takashima City, where she's one of the very few people left producing funazushi. You can learn more about the process behind the delicacy, and about Kitamura, in the video below.

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Bibo Barmaid
Bibo Barmaid Is Like a Keurig for Cocktails—and You Can Buy It Now
Bibo Barmaid
Bibo Barmaid

To make great-tasting cocktails at home, you could take a bartending class, or you could just buy a fancy gadget that does all the work for you. Imbibers interested in the hands-off approach should check out Bibo Barmaid, a cocktail maker that works like a Keurig machine for booze.

According to Supercall, all you need to turn the Bibo Barmaid system into your personal mixologist is a pouch of liquor and a pouch of cocktail flavoring. Bibo's liquor options include vodka, whiskey, rum, and agave spirit (think tequila), which can be paired with flavors like cucumber melon, rum punch, appletini, margarita, tangerine paloma, and mai tai.

After choosing your liquor and flavor packets, insert them into the machine, press the button, and watch as it dilutes the mixture and pours a perfect single portion of your favorite drink into your glass—no muddlers or bar spoons required.

Making cocktails at home usually means investing in a lot of equipment and ingredients, which isn't always worth it if you're preparing a drink for just yourself or you and a friend. With Bibo, whipping up a cocktail isn't much harder than pouring yourself a glass of wine.

Bibo Barmaid is now available on Amazon for $240, and cocktail mixes are available on Bibo's website starting at $35 for 18 pouches. The company is working on rolling out its liquor pouches in liquor stores and other alcohol retailers across the U.S.

[h/t Supercall]

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