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There Is Now an Airbnb for the Fictional Star Wars Universe

Thinking of taking a trip to Endor for a night, or traveling to Toshie Station for power convertors? You're going to want to make sure you have a place to crash for the night. Luckily Starbnb, from the digital agency Viget, can help.

The parody site includes room listings for popular locations in the Star Wars universe, like the Wampa cave on Hoth, a private room with "excellent security" aboard the Death Star, and a luxury apartment in Cloud City. The website is also filled with references that fans of the films will find comical. For example, the listing for a night inside a Tauntaun is advertised as having "limited availability" and the space is described as being "pretty tight, but is sure to keep you snug as a bug in a … larger, dead bug."

Another listing for an entire townhome on Alderaan is no longer available, but that hasn't stopped visitors from enjoying the reviews. One "customer" named Ben left a one-star review of the listing that 19 people have found helpful so far. "Weird experience," Ben wrote. "Was on my way here when I heard millions of voices cry out in terror, then suddenly go quiet. Pretty off-putting, to be honest. Luckily the nearby small moon looks promising. Headed there now. Will update my review once we land."

Unfortunately, you won't be able to complete your Starbnb reservation. Trying to book a room on the site will lead you to Twitter, where you can tweet a link to the site and the message "I just booked a night in a galaxy far, far away."

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30 Memorable Quotes from Carrie Fisher
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Just days after suffering a heart attack aboard a flight en route to Los Angeles, beloved actress, author, and screenwriter Carrie Fisher passed away at the age of 60 on December 27, 2016. Though she’ll always be most closely associated with her role as Princess Leia in Star Wars, Fisher’s life was like something out of its own Hollywood movie. Born in Beverly Hills on this day in 1956, Fisher was born into show business royalty as the daughter of singer Eddie Fisher and actress Debbie Reynolds.

In addition to her work in front of the camera, Fisher built up an impressive resume behind the scenes, too, most notably as a writer; in addition to several memoirs and semi-autobiographical novels, including Wishful Drinking, Surrender the Pink, Delusions of Grandma, The Best Awful, Postcards from the Edge, and The Princess Diarist (which was released last month), she was also an in-demand script doctor who counted Sister Act, Hook, Lethal Weapon 3, and The Wedding Singer among her credits.

Though she struggled with alcoholism, drug addiction, and mental illness, Fisher always maintained a sense of humor—as evidenced by the 30 memorable quotes below.

ON GROWING UP IN HOLLYWOOD

“I am truly a product of Hollywood in-breeding. When two celebrities mate, someone like me is the result.”

“I was born into big celebrity. It could only diminish.”

“At a certain point in my early twenties, my mother started to become worried about my obviously ever-increasing drug ingestion. So she ended up doing what any concerned parent would do. She called Cary Grant.”

“I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive.”

“If anything, my mother taught me how to sur-thrive. That's my word for it.”

ON AGING

“As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.”

ON INSTANT GRATIFICATION

“Instant gratification takes too long.”

ON THE LEGACY OF STAR WARS

“People are still asking me if I knew Star Wars was going to be that big of a hit. Yes, we all knew. The only one who didn't know was George.”

“Leia follows me like a vague smell.”

“I signed my likeness away. Every time I look in the mirror, I have to send Lucas a couple of bucks.”

“People see me and they squeal like tropical birds or seals stranded on the beach.”

“You're not really famous until you’re a Pez dispenser.”

ON THE FLEETING NATURE OF SUCCESS

“There is no point at which you can say, 'Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap.'”

ON DEALING WITH MENTAL ILLNESS

“I'm very sane about how crazy I am.”

ON RESENTMENT

“Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die."

ON LOVE

“Someone has to stand still for you to love them. My choices are always on the run.”

“I've got to stop getting obsessed with human beings and fall in love with a chair. Chairs have everything human beings have to offer, and less, which is obviously what I need. Less emotional feedback, less warmth, less approval, less patience, and less response. The less the merrier. Chairs it is. I must furnish my heart with feelings for furniture.”

“I don’t hate hardly ever, and when I love, I love for miles and miles. A love so big it should either be outlawed or it should have a capital and its own currency.”

ON EMOTIONS

“The only thing worse than being hurt is everyone knowing that you're hurt.”

ON RELATIONSHIPS

“I envy people who have the capacity to sit with another human being and find them endlessly interesting, I would rather watch TV. Of course this becomes eventually known to the other person.”

ON HOLLYWOOD

“Acting engenders and harbors qualities that are best left way behind in adolescence.”

“You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.”

“It's a man's world and show business is a man's meal, with women generously sprinkled through it like overqualified spice.”

ON FEAR

“Stay afraid, but do it anyway. What’s important is the action. You don’t have to wait to be confident. Just do it and eventually the confidence will follow.”

ON LIFE

“I don’t want life to imitate art. I want life to be art.”

“No motive is pure. No one is good or bad-but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away.”

“If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.”

“I shot through my twenties like a luminous thread through a dark needle, blazing toward my destination: Nowhere.”

“My life is like a lone, forgotten Q-Tip in the second-to-last drawer.”

ON DEATH

“You know what's funny about death? I mean other than absolutely nothing at all? You'd think we could remember finding out we weren't immortal. Sometimes I see children sobbing at airports and I think, 'Aww. They've just been told.'”

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May the Force Be With Your Feet in These Star Wars-Themed Sperry Shoes
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In honor of the 40th anniversary of the release of the original Star Wars, Sperry—the beloved purveyor of boat shoes that your dad probably wears—has teamed up with Disney to create the appropriately named Stars Wars x Sperry collection.

The creative set of five shoe styles features a range of iconic designs from a galaxy far, far away that are sure to make even the shoeless Jedi master Yoda jealous.

There’s a C-3PO and R2-D2 design, featuring the saga’s trusty droids stranded on the desert planet Tatooine, while another option shows Han Solo and his sidekick Chewbacca ready to take on the Empire (no Wookiee will want to pull your arms out of your sockets as long as you're wearing these).

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Then there’s the basic Rebel pilot design, inspired by the jumpsuits worn by X-Wing pilots and featuring the Rebel Alliance insignia along the side.

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There’s also a Death Star design sporting the Imperial symbol along the side, and perhaps the coolest (read: geekiest) detail of them all—a green stripe along the bottom that represents the Death Star laser beam.

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Those are all well and good, and anybody in their right mind wearing a pair would be strong with the Force, but the shoes we have our eye on feature the instantly timeless “Laser Duel” concept art by painter Ralph McQuarrie.

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They showcase the famed illustrator’s image of a lightsaber battle between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader—though, as any true fan knows, Vader’s foe would technically be Deak Starkiller, from the second draft of George Lucas’s screenplay that McQuarrie worked from. But no one will stop to argue with you about that since they’d mostly just want to admire your Light Side/Dark Side-inspired kicks.

The Star Wars x Sperry collection will be available at stores and online from August 10. Now Lando won’t be the best-dressed person in the galaxy.

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