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10 Geeky Place Card Ideas for Thanksgiving

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If you’re hosting Thanksgiving this week (and simply can't be trusted with turkey prep), you may find yourself in charge of place cards. You could just scribble names on a handprint turkey, but you could also seize this opportunity to give thanks for all things geeky. Here are a few ways to do just that.

1. SCRABBLE TILES

Pull out a handful and spell out guests' names on their plates—though you could be in trouble if you have more than one friend or family member with a “Z” or a “Q” in their names. Bonus: No pieces have to be harmed in the making of your place cards. After the meal is over, simply dump the tiles back into the bag.

2. LEGOS

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It doesn’t get much easier than snapping together a couple of LEGOs and sticking a name card in the middle.

3. LEGO MINIFIGS

Minifig hands are practically made for holding onto a small name card. Bonus geek points if yours are from a Star Wars set.

4. HARRY POTTER

Although Harry had to search through hundreds of keys to find the right one in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, your guests won’t have to look that hard. Just attach a vintage key to each place card—or if you’re feeling really ambitious, suspend each one above the table's place settings using fishing line.

5. LIBRARY "DATE DUE" CARDS

Do you yearn for the days when libraries actually stamped your due dates, in ink, on real paper? Though that method seems to mostly be a thing of the past, you can always recreate the effect via your table settings. You can also make (or buy!) ones that look like library cards.

6. PEZ DISPENSERS

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Personalize each place card by choosing dispensers that match your guests’ personalities. But tread lightly—unpleasant family members will definitely know what you’re getting at if you assign them the Wicked Witch of the West dispenser.

7. DINOSAURS

You don't have to sit at the kiddie table to play with dinosaurs. Indulge your inner paleontologist and spray paint some plastic dinosaur toys in fun colors. You can opt for a bold color scheme, or class it up with a coat of gold.

8. BOARD GAME PIECES

Delight your board game-loving guests with place cards featuring old game pieces and cards. Use classics like checkers or dominoes for a vintage vibe, or, for a quirkier approach, break out pieces from Operation and Mouse Trap.

9. BOOKMARKS

Why not give your guests a place card they can actually use again? Any bookmark would do, or you can consider getting one to suit the interests of each guest. Dr. Who? Stephen King? Horse-like fantasy creatures? It's all out there.

10. ANATOMICALLY CORRECT PLACE CARDS

If you're still mad that Halloween is over, go ahead and bring a little of that dark decor to your Thanksgiving table setting. There's a certain elegance in anatomical sketches, don't you think?

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10 Things You Might Not Know About Chinese New Year
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Some celebrants call it the Spring Festival, a stretch of time that signals the progression of the lunisolar Chinese calendar; others know it as the Chinese New Year. For a 15-day period beginning February 16, China will welcome the Year of the Dog, one of 12 animals in the Chinese zodiac table.

Sound unfamiliar? No need to worry: Check out 10 facts about how one-sixth of the world's total population rings in the new year.

1. THE HOLIDAY WAS ORIGINALLY MEANT TO SCARE OFF A MONSTER.

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As legend would have it, many of the trademarks of the Chinese New Year are rooted in an ancient fear of Nian, a ferocious monster who would wait until the first day of the year to terrorize villagers. Acting on the advice of a wise old sage, the townspeople used loud noises from drums, fireworks, and the color red to scare him off—all remain components of the celebration today.

2. A LOT OF FAMILIES USE IT AS MOTIVATION TO CLEAN THE HOUSE.

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While the methods of honoring the Chinese New Year have varied over the years, it originally began as an opportunity for households to cleanse their quarters of "huiqi," or the breaths of those that lingered in the area. Families performed meticulous cleaning rituals to honor deities that they believed would pay them visits. The holiday is still used as a time to get cleaning supplies out, although the work is supposed to be done before it officially begins.

3. IT WILL PROMPT BILLIONS OF TRIPS.

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Because the Chinese New Year places emphasis on family ties, hundreds of millions of people will use the Lunar period to make the trip home. Accounting for cars, trains, planes, and other methods of transport, the holiday is estimated to prompt nearly three billion trips over the 15-day timeframe.

4. IT INVOLVES A LOT OF SUPERSTITIONS.

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While not all revelers subscribe to embedded beliefs about what not to do during the Chinese New Year, others try their best to observe some very particular prohibitions. Visiting a hospital or taking medicine is believed to invite ill health; lending or borrowing money will promote debt; crying children can bring about bad luck.

5. SOME PEOPLE RENT BOYFRIENDS OR GIRLFRIENDS TO SOOTHE PARENTS.

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In China, it's sometimes frowned upon to remain single as you enter your thirties. When singles return home to visit their parents, some will opt to hire a person to pose as their significant other in order to make it appear like they're in a relationship and avoid parental scolding. Rent-a-boyfriends or girlfriends can get an average of $145 a day.

6. RED ENVELOPES ARE EVERYWHERE.

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An often-observed tradition during Spring Festival is to give gifts of red envelopes containing money. (The color red symbolizes energy and fortune.) New bills are expected; old, wrinkled cash is a sign of laziness. People sometimes walk around with cash-stuffed envelopes in case they run into someone they need to give a gift to. If someone offers you an envelope, it's best to accept it with both hands and open it in private.

7. IT CAN CREATE RECORD LEVELS OF SMOG.

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Fireworks are a staple of Spring Festival in China, but there's more danger associated with the tradition than explosive mishaps. Cities like Beijing can experience a 15-fold increase in particulate pollution. In 2016, Shanghai banned the lighting of fireworks within the metropolitan area.

8. BLACK CLOTHES ARE A BAD OMEN.

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So are white clothes. In China, both black and white apparel is traditionally associated with mourning and are to be avoided during the Lunar month. The red, colorful clothes favored for the holiday symbolize good fortune.

9. IT LEADS TO PLANES BEING STUFFED FULL OF CHERRIES.

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Cherries are such a popular food during the Festival that suppliers need to go to extremes in order to meet demand—last year Singapore Airlines flew four chartered jets to Southeast and North Asian areas. More than 300 tons were being delivered in time for the festivities.

10. PANDA EXPRESS IS HOPING IT'LL CATCH ON IN THE STATES.

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Although their Chinese food menu runs more along the lines of Americanized fare, the franchise Panda Express is still hoping the U.S. will get more involved in the festival. The chain is promoting the holiday in its locations by running ad spots and giving away a red envelope containing a gift: a coupon for free food. Aside from a boost in business, Panda Express hopes to raise awareness about the popular holiday in North America.

A version of this story originally ran in 2017.

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31 Valentine's Day Cards Through the Years
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Giving romantic Valentine's Day cards slowly came into fashion during the 18th century, but they were mostly DIY affairs at the time. By the end of that century, pre-printed cards began to appear, and once the printing and manufacturing technologies of Victorian Britain picked up, the Valentine card industry boomed. Not all sentiments were romantic—some were downright rude—but the tradition of giving friends and loved ones cards has only continued to grow (it's estimated that Americans will spend $1 billion on cards this year alone). Below are 31 cards from years past.

1. 

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A vintage Valentine circa 1860.
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For the couple who fancies themselves a Victorian-era Romeo and Juliet.

2. 

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A vintage Valentine circa 1902.
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Here's hoping his best girl can teach this little Edwardian Alfalfa a thing or two about grammar.

3. 

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A vintage Valentine circa 1902.
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He looks so shy about it though!

4. 

vintage Valentine circa 1903
A vintage Valentine circa 1903.
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Puppy love.

5. 

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A vintage Valentine circa 1903.
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Sounds like a recipe for love.

6. 

vintage Valentine circa 1904
A vintage Valentine circa 1904.
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Please, Mr. Postman!

7. 

Vintage Valentine
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For the Irish love in your life.

8.

vintage Valentine circa 1905
A vintage Valentine circa 1905.
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Elaborate flower arrangements have always been quite popular.

9.

Vintage Valentine
A vintage Valentine
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Ahh, the art of love.

10.

vintage Valentine circa 1907
A vintage Valentine circa 1907.
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For when "roses are red, violets are blue" is just a little too … elementary.

11.

vintage Valentine circa 1908
A vintage Valentine circa 1908.
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An enterprising cherub preps for the big holiday by making love locks.

12.

vintage Valentine circa 1909
A vintage Valentine circa 1909.
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They both seem shocked to be in this position.

13.

vintage valentine with krampus
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For when your sweetheart loves Santa's demonic counterpart, Krampus, so much that you need to put him on every holiday card.

14.

vintage Valentine circa 1910
A vintage Valentine circa 1910.
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When you want to get a little moralistic with your notes of affection.

15.

vintage Valentine circa 1910
A vintage Valentine circa 1910.
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What a gallant little messenger.

16.

Vintage Valentine circa 1912.
A vintage Valentine circa 1912.
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We vote you don't give the gentleman who sent this the time of day.

17.

vintage Valentine
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Like an I-O-U for a walk in the gardens come springtime.

18.

vintage Valentine circa 1920
A vintage Valentine circa 1920.
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Self-deprecating sentiments from the Roaring Twenties.

19.

vintage Valentine circa 1921
A vintage Valentine circa 1921.
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She's got her mind on her honey and her honey on her mind.

20.

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Musicians always seem to get the girl.

21.

vintage Valentine circa 1922
A vintage Valentine circa 1922.
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When "the language of the heart" gets lost in translation.

22.

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Dead. I'm dead.

23.

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Creepy clowns are unlikely to win many hearts, "Daddy."

24.

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Just make sure your crush doesn't have a seafood allergy.

25.

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The hot dog pun almost makes up for putting faces on them.

26.

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Tell this stalker to buzz off.

27.

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Please avoid this gun show.

28.

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This is frightfully adorable.

29.

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Not exactly the most romantic Tennessee Williams line to send …

30.

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Racy!

31.

valentine with pizza
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Now this is a sentiment we can get behind.

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