Jabba the Hutt Leaves Tatooine for Your Front Lawn
Let your neighbors keep their jack-o'-lanterns and scarecrows. This Halloween season, you’ve got something much scarier with which to adorn your lawn: a 6-foot tall intergalactic crime lord. ThinkGeek, an online purveyor of geeky goods and gadgets, has added an inflatable Jabba the Hutt to its “Outdoor & Backyard Fun” section.
Measuring 6 feet in height and 10 feet in length, this plasticized Jabba isn’t nearly as intimidating without Bib Fortuna by his side—nor as disgusting without a bowl full of Klatooine paddy frogs to snack on—but he lights up! He’s also got a built-in fan for easy inflation and comes with a set of stakes so that, just like in Return of the Jedi, he stays firmly planted. And all for just $169.99.
“Stick him in your den,” suggest the Star Wars-loving folks at ThinkGeek. “Put him in your garage. Just don't put him in your bedroom. That's creepy.” Metal bikini-wearing Princess Leia not included.