If you missed Colbert’s debut last night, here are a bunch of clips to get you up to speed.

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Intriguing Headline of the Day: Pile of Whale Puke Will Auction for Upwards of $10,000

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With a little crafty editing, Seinfeld can become the very dramatic tale of a man dealing with lost love.

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The Smithsonian is restoring the USS Enterprise and it needs help from you Trekkies.

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Watch out when you walk by the Empire State Building because a falling penny could kill you—or could it?

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Muppets & Dancing & Zombies: A complete guide to the Fall TV season.

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Chewbacca + Autotune = Chewie Tune.

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Not everyone loved the Google logo redesign, so the Guardian asked their readers if they could do better.