Louisa May Alcott’s Little Women has been adapted into films, turned into an anime, and performed as plays and a musical. But now, the beloved classic could get its most bizarre adaptation yet: A “hyper-stylized, gritty” television series put into development by the CW.
Though this version of Little Women will feature the same characters—who were based on Alcott and her three sisters Anna, Lizzie, and May—the similarities end there. According to Deadline, “disparate half-sisters Jo, Meg, Beth, and Amy band together in order to survive the dystopic streets of Philadelphia and unravel a conspiracy that stretches far beyond anything they have ever imagined—all while trying not to kill each other in the process.”
This dystopian Little Women might not even make it past the development stage, but Twitter is already freaking out about the possibilities:
The year: 2604. It’s been 25 years since the robot holocaust. As the remnants of humanity fight to survive, our last hope is...
— Eric Goldman (@TheEricGoldman) July 29, 2015
LITTLE WOMEN
"Marmie, what's it say?"
— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) July 29, 2015
"It says we'll all be recast younger and they'll wear all dirt and neutrals."#LittleWomen pic.twitter.com/u1rDEqRdH5
If CW gives me Jo & Laurie and kills Amy in midseason finale, I will forever be grateful. #LittleWomen
— Tanya (@HotDamnTee) July 29, 2015
Little Beth pulls out an Uzi…. @vulture: The CW is making a “hyper-stylized, gritty” reboot of #LittleWomen: http://t.co/bHQMOWibuk
— Teresa (@TeresaKopec) July 29, 2015
And also just generally freaking out:
CW, STEP AWAY FROM MY LITTLE WOMEN RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!
— clair ? bIm & I stand with ?? (@ionanatchios) July 29, 2015
RE: little women: this isnt just enraging, it's honestly baffling. of all the books to choose. what.
— madshark \(⊙♡⊙)/ (@carcharias_11) July 29, 2015
Yo this #LittleWomen adaptation sounds ridiculous
— ?♂️?Jyn Johnsick?? (@JynJohnsick) July 29, 2015
A "hyper-stylized, gritty" #LittleWomen reboot is coming. Welp, I'll be at church grabbing some holy water to exorcize this hellish idea.
— Steph✨ (@StardustSteph) July 29, 2015
coming to the CW this fall, ANNE OF MEAN GABLES
— Scott James Taylor (@effseedee) July 29, 2015
What would Marmee think? #LittleWomen https://t.co/CFsGbhEudO
— Chandra, the actual nerdiest (@ChandraTheNerd) July 29, 2015
*PITCH MEETING*
— Jill Pantozzi (@JillPantozzi) July 29, 2015
Exec: Ok, what ideas do you have for us?
Creator: Picture this, a gritty version of
Exec: pic.twitter.com/Dp74glucCq
[h/t Vulture]