Esquire compiled a list of the greatest jokes ever told.

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You know him as a daredevil that pushed human limits. Now there is a new trailer for the forthcoming film about Philippe Petit’s amazing (and illegal) walk across a wire strung between the twin towers. This film looks great.

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All kids grow up. Even Garbage Pail Kids. See where the iconic and disgusting cartoon kids of the '80s are today with update pictures. SPOILER ALERT: Not too many of them got their lives together.

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The cutest thing you’ll see today is a baby elephant sucking on its trunk.

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Intriguing Headline of the Day: How An Undergraduate Discovered Tubes of Plasma In the Sky

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Somehow this dad convinced his kids to stare down an impeding water avalanche.

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It’s been 67 years and the Mystery of the Somerton Man has yet to be solved. Today there are still people—like this amateur detective—trying to peel back this onion and find the truth.