Stephen Colbert checks in with his first Late Show video by making a big show of shaving off his “Colbeard”.

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NASA had plans to launch a flying saucer today.

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This video of a guy leaping from one tiny balcony to another 400+ feet in the air is hard to watch.

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One establishment in Washington found a very nice way to mock the crude nature of bathroom graffiti.

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Darrell Hammond—the man who had the longest tenure ever as an SNL cast member—talks about his influences and the key to a good Bill Clinton impression.

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Thanks to Jason Alexander, the world now knows why Susan was killed off with toxic glue on Seinfeld.

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Intriguing headline of the day: NASA’s Hubble Finds Pluto’s Moons Tumbling in Absolute Chaos

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Give that person the job: These business cards prove, if nothing else, a sense of creativity and style.