Using Simple Math for a Great Summer Party Cocktail Hack


The season of al fresco cocktail parties is upon us. Hosting is fun, but no one wants to miss their own soirée because they have to stand behind the bar the entire time. Here's where pre-mixed cocktails come to the rescue. We've put together a guide for mixing the perfect punch—and keeping it at the perfect temperature and dilution (since the combination can be tricky).

Pre-batched cocktails have a long history. Like many other old tipples, the inventor of large-format drinks known as punches isn’t known. But it’s first mentioned in print in 1632, and by historical accounts, the drinks only gained in popularity from there. As time passed, punches were eclipsed by the single-serving, quickly imbibed beverage now called the cocktail. For more history on the subject, check out David Wondrich’s Punch! The Delights (And Dangers) Of The Flowing Bowl.

For Use At Home

Many punch recipes are available online, but they aren’t your only option. You can also batch your favorite single-serve cocktail into a lovely pre-mixed punch. But try to stay away from recipes that call for egg whites, whole eggs, glass rinses, muddling, or blending. All of these take time to execute, and can result in inconsistencies in the texture, taste, or appearance of the cocktail.

Another factor to consider is citrus juice. Citrus is widely considered to taste best on the day it's juiced, so plan to make juicy drinks on the same day as your event. Drinks that don’t contain juice can be batched a few days ahead of time, as long as the batch is kept refrigerated.

Have Fun Doing The Math

One of the best parts of pre-mixing cocktails is taste testing the original recipe. Make it at home and tweak it until you love it. If it’s too sweet, add a dash of bitters. If it’s too bitter, back off on those bitter ingredients. By making it ahead of time, you ensure that you won’t be missing something crucial on the day of your party.

Now, do the math. How long is your party? Do you have other types of booze? How many guests do you expect will drink? Estimate that every drinking guest will consume one portion per hour, and multiply the number of drinkers times the number of hours.

Hit The Lab

Before you mix anything, choose a container that’s large enough to hold the entire punch. If it’s too small, keep the ratios the same, but halve the recipe. Also, check in advance to make sure you can use your ladle to serve punch; if the bowl is too shallow, you won’t be able to serve your cocktails very effectively.

For example, if your starting recipe for a Daiquiri is:
3/4 oz simple syrup*
3/4 oz lime juice
2 oz rum

Then for 50 servings of batched Daiquiris, you’d need:
3/4 x 50 = 38 oz (4 3/4 cups) simple syrup
3/4 x 50 = 38 oz (4 3/4 cups) lime juice
2 x 50 = 100 oz (12 1/2 cups) rum

Since each individual drink won’t be stirred with ice, it won’t be cold or diluted. Before serving, add approximately ten cups of water and stir to combine all ingredients. Serve over ice with a lime wheel garnish.

What's the Right Way to Make a Sazerac?

If you pronounce New Orleans "New Or-leens," or if you can’t get enough of those Big Ass Beers sold on Bourbon Street, you’re probably not actually from New Orleans. But if you’re feeling adventurous and missing the Big Easy, a Sazerac might be just what the doctor ordered. 

‘Tails and Stories

A few hundred years ago, you might have actually gotten a doctor’s order for a Sazerac. One of the drink's origin stories claims that it was invented by New Orleans apothecary Antoine Amedie Peychaud. According to this tale, Mr. Peychaud mixed up the drink with his eponymous bitters and served it in an egg coupe in his shop. 

A more likely origin story states that the drink was invented by a different New Orleans resident (though in the same neighborhood). Around 1850, Sewell T. Taylor sold his bar to Aaron Bird and went into the import business. One of his products happened to be Sazerac-de-Forge et Fils brandy. While Taylor was importing, Bird renamed his bar the Sazerac House and began serving a house cocktail that featured Taylor’s brandy and, as the story goes, bitters made by his neighborhood apothecary, Mr. Peychaud.

In the 1870s and 1880s, Europe's grape crops were decimated by an infestation of American aphids. In just four years, French wine production was cut by 67 percent, and even the most dedicated cognac drinkers switched to whiskey. For New Orleans, that meant switching to rye whiskey that was shipped to the city down the Ohio River and through the Mississippi. Thomas Handy, who owned the Sazerac Bar during that time period, likely switched the drink's main ingredient. This take on the signature cocktail is the one that found its way into the 1908 edition of The World's Drinks and How To Mix Them, with the recipe calling for "good whiskey," not Sazerac cognac. 

The origins of the Sazerac’s name is vague. It’s possible that it was a nod to the fact that it was the bar's house cocktail, but it’s also possible that it’s a reference to the brand of brandy. In those days, “cocktail” referred to a specific alcoholic drink format. As put forth by The Balance and Columbian Repository in 1806, a “cock-tail” is “a stimulating liquor composed of spirits of any kind, sugar, water, and bitters.” If you wanted this type of drink with whiskey in it, you would ask for a Whiskey Cocktail. If you wanted Sazerac brandy (until the aphid plague, at least), you'd ask for a Sazerac cocktail.

Hit the Lab

Sazerac Recipe:

2 dashes Peychaud's bitters
.25 oz simple syrup (or a sugar cube)
2 oz good rye whiskey (use the good stuff)
lemon peel for garnish

Place the sugar cube into an absinthe-rinsed rocks glass. Dash the bitters onto the cube and muddle. Add whiskey and one large ice cube and stir to combine. Garnish with a lemon twist.

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What’s the Right Way to Make a Caipirinha?
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The Rio Olympics start in just a few weeks, and all eyes are on Brazil. To celebrate, we decided to focus on the country’s most famous cocktail creation: the Caipirinha.

In form, the Caipirinha is pretty much a Brazilian Daiquiri. It’s made from sugar, lime, and cachaça. Cachaça could be considered a cousin to rum, but it is altogether unique. While most rum is made from molasses, cachaça is made from fresh sugarcane juice.

Unlike rum, which can be made anywhere, cachaça can only be made in Brazil. Though it’s often sold unaged, it is usually matured in woods that are native to Brazil, like peanut and balm. As with wine, beer, and whiskey, different kinds of wood affect the product inside differently.

The classifications of cachaça aren’t based on the type of cask in which it’s aged. It can get a bit confusing: Spirit that is not stored in wood or is kept in stainless steel vats before it’s bottled is often called branca (white). But cachaça aged in wood that doesn’t color the liquor may also be labeled as branca. This category goes under several other names, including prata (silver) and clássica (classic).

Cachaça that’s stored or aged in wood is usually labeled as amarela (yellow), in reference to its color. These may also be labeled as ouro (gold). Envelhecida (aged) cachaça, a subtype of amarela, is a bit more involved: it’s considered aged if more than 50 percent of the content of the bottle has been aged for at least a year in a barrel that’s 700 liters or smaller.

Cachaça is the “third most produced distilled drink in the world,” according to Alcohol In Latin America: A Social and Cultural History. Though more than 5000 brands existed in 2008, it was relatively ignored outside of Brazil until the recent resurgence of craft cocktails. In fact, until 2013, it had to be labeled “Brazilian rum” to be imported into the U.S. As a result, it’s often mistaken by many people for being a type of rum.

Unfortunately, we don’t really know anything definite about the origins of the Caipirinha. Like the Mojito and the Old Fashioned, the formula was perhaps first used in folk medicine. Carlos Lima, the executive director of IBRAC (the Brazilian Institute of Cachaça) told Casa e Jardim that a mix of lime, garlic, and honey with a pour of cachaça was probably used in São Paulo around 1918 as a remedy for the Spanish Flu.

As the story goes, someone eventually decided to skip the garlic and honey. Then, to balance the acidity of the lime, sugar was added. Over time, the drink spread into bars, ice entered the equation, and it became the Caipirinha we know today.


Like the Mojito, the classic Caipirinha recipe is quite simple, but it’s also been the subject of many, many variations. We’ve included the International Bartenders Association (IBA) recipe as well as a modern take on the drink.

Modified from the IBA website.

2 ounces Cachaça
1/2 of a lime
1 tablespoon sugar

Muddle lime and sugar in an Old Fashioned glass. Fill with ice and pour cachaça over it. Stir and enjoy.

Prata B. (Puerto Rico Asta Ah Brazil)
Recipe by Luis Ramos, bar manager of Bourbon and Branch in San Francisco.

1 3/4 ounces Avua Prata Cachaça
3/4 ounce lime juice
3/4 ounce pineapple gomme syrup
1/2 ounce Pedro Ximenez sherry
1/4 ounce Punt e Mes
Grated nutmeg, lime zest, lime wheel for garnish

Combine all ingredients in a Collins glass. Add crushed ice and stir until glass frosts. Top glass with grated nutmeg, lime zest, and lime wheel.


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