If you have an extra $4000 laying around and just annoying you, why not pay to experience your own death?

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The AV Club has a list of 15 things they want to see in the new Star Wars film. I can get on board with pretty much all of these.

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This 3-year-old kid’s got mad billiard skills. He should be hanging out in some bar grifting adults out of money for candy.

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Intriguing Headline of the Day: To Honor Her Father After He Died, This Woman Photographed Chickens.

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As Mother’s Day approaches, we should all just be thankful we aren’t part of these animal species that include really awful mothering.

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R.I.P. to Ellen Albertini Dow, a.k.a. the rapping granny.

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Next time you’re looking to cheat one of your friends, try one of these bar tricks.