The timing couldn’t have been more appropriate, or suspicious: On April 1, The Hollywood Reporter announced that Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig had secretly filmed a Lifetime movie. “This is no April Fools’ joke,” the story began, then went on to explain that the movie, titled A Deadly Adoption, would see Ferrell and Wiig playing a well-to-do couple who open their home to a pregnant young woman “with the hopes of adopting her unborn child—then things quickly go awry.” Just as quickly as the news made headlines, Entertainment Weekly issued its own exclusive that because the “top secret” project had leaked, they were now killing it entirely ... Which was followed by another “exclusive,” this time from The Wrap, that Ferrell’s denial was likely just a ploy. Whether or not audiences will have the chance to see Ferrell and Wiig get seriously campy for the network that produced the classic Tori Spelling-starrer Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? remains to be seen. What we do know is that the SNL alums would be in good company, as plenty of other respected actors have done the Lifetime thing.

1. ROB LOWE

Rob Lowe has clearly caught the Lifetime bug. After taking on the title role in 2012’s Drew Peterson: Untouchable—about the Chicago police officer accused of killing one wife and making a second one disappear—he returned a year later to play Florida prosecutor Jeff Ashton in Prosecuting Casey Anthony. In January, Lowe returned to the estrogen-charged channel to play Miami playboy—and heir to the Fontainebleau hotel fortune—Ben Novack, Jr., who was brutally murdered (along with his mother) at the behest of wealth-seeking wife (a former stripper). What would Sam Seaborn say?

2. KALEY CUOCO

Speaking of Drew Peterson: that wife he made disappear? That would be Stacy Peterson, who was portrayed by The Big Bang Theory’s Kaley Cuoco in the 2012 movie.

3. REESE WITHERSPOON

In 1991, the same year that Reese Witherspoon made her big-screen debut in The Man in the Moon, the future Oscar-winner—then all of 15 years old—starred alongside fellow future Oscar-winner Patricia Arquette in Diane Keaton’s feature directorial debut, Wildflower, about a youngster (Witherspoon) who befriends an abused and partially deaf girl (Arquette).

4. HILARY SWANK

In between The Next Karate Kid and Beverly Hills, 90210, Hilary Swank logged some time on the set of 1997’s Dying to Belong. Swank plays an aspiring sorority sister who is haunted by a Hell Week hazing that ends in the death of her friend. Though it’s ruled a suicide, Swank isn’t buying it and is determined to find the truth (regardless of whether anyone believes her). Three years later, Swank won an Oscar. (Five years after that, she won a second Oscar.)

5. ZAC EFRON

Mary-Louise Parker is a single mother to twin sons who’ve been diagnosed with autism in 2004’s Miracle Run (The Unexpected Journey), which is based on a true story. Zac Efron plays one of those sons, whose dreams are championed by his mom. (Cue the waterworks.)

6. KIRSTEN DUNST

Before there was 16 & Pregnant there was Fifteen and Pregnant, this 1998 Lifetime movie in which the cute little bloodsucker from Interview with the Vampire gets pregnant, much to the embarrassment of her family. But over the next nine months, what began as a fracture turns into a bond. Who’s ready for a group hug?

7. MARCIA GAY HARDEN

Marcia Gay Harden has never let a little thing like an Oscar win stand in her way when it comes to saying “yes” to a Lifetime movie. She’s one of the channel’s most beloved veterans, working on both true crime biopics like 2011’s Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy and somewhat campier entries like 2004’s She’s Too Young, about a mom who discovers her seemingly perfect daughter is getting up to all sorts of sexual shenanigans with her friends.

8. HAYDEN PANETTIERE

Playing the titular role in Amanda Knox: Murder on Trial in Italy—and Marcia Gay Harden’s daughter—is former Heroes star Hayden Panettiere, who herself is a Lifetime movie vet. In 1999, she starred in If You Believe, playing the Christmas-loving inner-spirit of a frazzled book editor in this Lifetime play on A Christmas Carol.

9. KRISTEN BELL

In 2004—the same year that Veronica Mars debuted—Kristen Bell nabbed the title role in Gracie’s Choice, about a teenage girl who becomes a surrogate parent to her four younger siblings when their drug addict mom is carted off to jail.

10. KERI RUSSELL

Two years before her star-making turn in Felicity, Keri Russell dug her nails into the role of teenage Lolita in 1996’s The Babysitter’s Seduction. The title may sound self-explanatory, but there’s even more to it: Yes, the babysitter gets seduced. But she also gets embroiled in a murder investigation.

11. FRED SAVAGE


No One Would Tell isn’t the kind of made-for-TV movie you’d find on the TGIF lineup back in the 1990s. Fresh off the family-friendly series that made them famous, Fred Savage and Candace Cameron teamed up for a very different kind of teen drama. One in which Savage—the formerly sweet-faced Kevin Arnold from The Wonder Years—plays a high school wrestler who gets his kicks out of controlling and beating his sweet gal pal (Full House's Cameron). As if that weren't strange enough, later that year Cameron starred in She Cried No, a made-for-TV movie for NBC about date rape, in which she is victimized by Mark-Paul Gosselaar (a.k.a. Saved by the Bell’s Zack Morris).

12. KIM BASINGER

In 2006, nearly a decade after winning an Oscar for L.A. Confidential, Kim Basinger starred in The Mermaid Chair, Lifetime’s adaptation of Sue Monk Kidd’s novel about a wife who finds herself falling in love with a Benedictine monk.

13. CHRISTINA HENDRICKS

Four years before she became Mad Men’s resident bombshell Joan Holloway (turned Joan Harris), Christina Hendricks starred in Hunger Point, a 2003 movie about a weight-obsessed family (with Hendricks stuck in the middle).

14. CHRISTINA RICCI

Like The Client List before it, Lifetime’s 2014 movie Lizzie Borden Took an Ax, starring Christina Ricci as the famously homicidal young woman of the title, proved popular enough with audiences to be turned into a series, The Lizzie Borden Chronicles, which premiered on April 5.

15. TERRY O’QUINN

Though it’s sometimes known as Love, Murder and Deceit, we prefer My Stepson, My Lover as the title of this 1997 movie, in which a woman finds herself falling for the son of her new husband, played by Terry O’Quinn (Lost's John Locke). Maybe 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 is the code to make that moustache disappear?