Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the crowd. Buy me some s’mores covered bacon and churro dogs, I don’t care if I never get back. Since today is Opening Day in Major League Baseball, here are the eight most ridiculous ballpark foods for you to try.

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This scary likeness of Lucille Ball should officially be added to this list of horrifying celebrity statues.

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“When I was your age, I had to walk to school…”  No matter how bad your journey to school was as a kid, I promise it was nothing like any of these.

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This insane-looking tower house continues to get taller as the trees around it grow because the owner doesn’t want to lose the nice view of Mount McKinley.

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Are the walls of your home or office looking a little bare? Grab some post-it notes and give this a try.

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Intriguing Headline of the Day: The Man Who Missed Killing Hitler By 13 Minutes.

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ABC is developing a reboot of The Muppet Show.