Feast Your Eyes On This Life-Sized Chocolate Benedict Cumberbatch


David Tennant may have two BAFTAs versus Benedict Cumberbatch’s zero, but the Oscar-nominated Sherlock star has got a leg up on the Tenth Doctor in the edible art department. In a somewhat bizarre promotional campaign by Britain’s UKTV, Cumberbatch narrowly beat out Tennant by a margin of just one percent to be named “TV Dishiest Drama Actor.” The prize? A life-sized statue, made entirely of Belgian chocolate.

It took a team of eight people to construct the delicious doppelgänger—dubbed “Benedict Chocobatch"—and it will be on display at London’s Westfield Stratford City shopping center on Friday. Among the members of that team are a sculptor, chocolatier, and model maker, who put in more than 250 man-hours to replicate Cumberbatch as a confection.


The final creation stands six-feet tall, just like Cumberbatch, and weighs approximately 88 pounds, which is about half as much as the man himself.

“You can't rush perfection,” says Chocobatch’s lead sculptor, Tim Simpson. “Benedict has such a distinctive look that it was a challenge but a pleasure to re-create him in chocolate. A secret combination of methods ensured we got a great likeness—we're sure his legions of fans will approve.”

You can see exactly how he was constructed here:

The only question that remains: Do you eat Benedict Chocobatch ears first, or start at the feet?

George Washington’s Incredible Hair Routine

America's Founding Fathers had some truly defining locks, but we tend to think of those well-coiffed white curls—with their black ribbon hair ties and perfectly-managed frizz—as being wigs. Not so in the case of the main man himself, George Washington.

As Robert Krulwich reported at National Geographic, a 2010 biography on our first president—Washington: A Life, by Ron Chernow—reveals that the man “never wore a wig.” In fact, his signature style was simply the result of an elaborately constructed coiffure that far surpasses most morning hair routines, and even some “fancy” hair routines.

The style Washington was sporting was actually a tough look for his day. In the late 18th century, such a hairdo would have been worn by military men.

While the hair itself was all real, the color was not. Washington’s true hue was a reddish brown color, which he powdered in a fashion that’s truly delightful to imagine. George would (likely) don a powdering robe, dip a puff made of silk strips into his powder of choice (there are a few options for what he might have used), bend his head over, and shake the puff out over his scalp in a big cloud.

To achieve the actual ‘do, Washington kept his hair long and would then pull it back into a tight braid or simply tie it at the back. This helped to showcase the forehead, which was very in vogue at the time. On occasion, he—or an attendant—would bunch the slack into a black silk bag at the nape of the neck, perhaps to help protect his clothing from the powder. Then he would fluff the hair on each side of his head to make “wings” and secure the look with pomade or good old natural oils.

To get a better sense of the play-by-play, check out the awesome illustrations by Wendy MacNaughton that accompany Krulwich’s post.

"American Mall," Bloomberg
Unwinnable Video Game Challenges You to Keep a Shopping Mall in Business
"American Mall," Bloomberg
"American Mall," Bloomberg

Shopping malls, once the cultural hub of every suburb in America, have become a punchline in the e-commerce era. There are plenty of malls around today, but they tend to be money pits, considering the hundreds of "dead malls" haunting the landscape. Just how hard is it to keep a mall afloat in the current economy? American Mall, a new video game from Bloomberg, attempts to give an answer.

After choosing which tycoon character you want as your stand-in, you're thrown into a mall—rendered in 1980s-style graphics—already struggling to stay in business. The building is filled with rats and garbage you have to clean up if you want to keep shoppers happy. Every few seconds you're contacted by another store owner begging you to lower their rent, and you must either take the loss or risk them packing up for good. When stores are vacated, it's your job to fill them, but it turns out there aren't too many businesses interested in setting up shop in a dying mall.

You can try gimmicks like food trucks and indoor playgrounds to keep customers interested, but in the end your mall will bleed too much money to support itself. You can try playing the bleak game for yourself here—maybe it will put some of the retail casualties of the last decade into perspective.

[h/t Co.Design]


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