7 Wild 'Simpsons' Fan Conspiracy Theories

With a show as beloved and long-lasting as The Simpsons, fans are naturally going to let their imaginations run wild with the vast amount of information they are given. The following theories were made by fans and explain some of the show's more inexplicable aspects—and some do it more convincingly than others...

1. Homer is in a coma.

In the 1993 episode "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show," Homer is crushed by a vending machine and falls into a coma. Everything is fine again at the end of the episode, but a recent fan theory argues that Homer never actually woke up from the coma. The original poster, Redditor /u/Hardtopickaname, cites a shift in the show's tone after this episode. Before the episode, plots usually centered around mundane events like "Bart cheats on an IQ test" and "Lisa has a crush on her teacher," but after the episode plots started to get more surreal and outlandish. Even more compelling, an earlier episode, "Homer The Heretic," ends with the following exchange between Homer and God:

Homer: God, I gotta ask you something. What's the meaning of life?
God: Homer, I can't tell you that.
Homer: C'mon!
God: You'll find out when you die.
Homer: I can't wait that long!
God: You can't wait six months?

"So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show" (April 1, 1993) aired six months after "Homer the Heretic" (October 8, 1992). Producer Al Jean has dismissed the theory.

2. All the Simpsons are geniuses.

A fan theory from Reddit hypothesizes that every member of the Simpsons is a genius, but only Lisa chooses to embrace it. Marge was shown to be an excellent student, but ultimately chose Homer and a family over a career. In the episode "HOMR," Homer became a genius after having a crayon removed from his brain, but chose to have the crayon re-inserted to avoid being ostracized by his friends. Even Bart is a genius (he's shown a natural aptitude for languages and complex schemes), but chose a life of debauchery, because, like Homer, he found it more satisfying. Lisa chooses to embrace her intelligence, while all the other Simpsons choose happiness.

3. Homer is still collecting royalties from The Be Sharps.

How are the Simpsons able to afford a large home, two nice cars, and hundreds of adventures and trips on Homer's salary? A theory from Reddit postulates that Homer still receives royalties from The Be Sharps, his Beatles-esque barbershop quartet from the episode "Homer's Barbershop Quartet." This theory is supported by the fact that the other members of the band (Barney, Apu, and Principal Skinner) also have unexplained wealth. Barney has a bar tab so high that only NASA can calculate it, Apu drives a nice sports car, and Principal Skinner lives in a nice house in an affluent area.

4. Maude Flanders is a sociopath.

According to a fan theory that first appeared on the No Homers fansite, Maude Flanders was a sociopath. The poster, Diversity Pumpkin, points to several scenes that suggest Maude hated Ned and wanted to kill her husband before her death in season 11. On several occasions—be it during a bear attack, imminent comet, or rooftop danger—Maude either left Ned for dead or showed no concern for him. After she passes away, the imprint on her bed is facing away from Ned, meaning that she spent every night facing away from her husband.

5. There are multiple Molemen.

Over The Simpsons' long run, Hans Moleman suffers repeated fatal injuries as a running joke. A theory, originally posted by the Redditor /u/arin3, suggests that each of the these Molemen is actually a different person. A commenter expands on this theory, writing, "They are a race of human-mole hybrids that live under Springfield. In their gradual attempts to take over the world they are taking up jobs one by one in Springfield. Luckily though, Homer's shenanigans kills them off as fast as they can come to the surface." The theory is further supported by the season 11 episode "Hello Gudder, Hello Fadder," where Homer encounters a race of underground Molemen.

6. The Simpsons live in Springfield, Maine.

In what state do the Simpsons live? This is one of the longest running mysteries of the show, but one dedicated internet detective believes they have found the correct answer. Using clues from the show and the process of elimination, the theory narrows down the Simpsons' home state to Maine. You can read the full explanation here.

7. Springfield exists outside time and space.

Another fan theory argues that Springfield isn't in any state, but actually exists outside of time and space. Known as the "Tesseract Theory," it states that Springfield exists within a tesseract and is constantly changing location. According to the poster, "This allows it to be much bigger than the space it takes up (West Springfield is three times the size of Texas) as well as shift location as needed. The town has been observed to shift its location anywhere in the lower 48 states." This also explains why landmarks like the Murderhorn can exist in one episode and be absent the next, and why the characters never age.

'Embiggen,' a Made-Up Word from The Simpsons, Has Officially Landed in the Dictionary

From d’oh! to dorkus malorkus, the English language owes a lot to The Simpsons, particularly when it comes to made-up neologisms. As io9 reports, the animated series’ latest contribution to everyday chatter was made official earlier this week, when Merriam-Webster announced that the Springfield-originated verb embiggen is one of 850 new words that have just been added to their online dictionary.

Though the word has transcended its animated town origins, being regularly used by online outlets (“click to embiggen this map”) and superhero Kamala Khan in the Ms. Marvel comic book series, its original popular usage dates back more than 20 years, to a seventh-season episode of The Simpsons titled “Lisa the Iconoclast.” In it, the students of Springfield Elementary School are treated to Young Jebediah Springfield, an educational film that depicts the early days of the founder of their great town. His secret? “A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”

Though the rarity of the word led even Edna Krabappel to question its authenticity (fellow teacher Ms. Hoover assures her that “it’s a perfectly cromulent word,” a reference to yet another piece of The Simpsons lexicon), writer Dan Greaney actually coined the phrase even before the episode.

Amazingly, it turns out that Jebediah Springfield may have been very hip to the times when he used the phrase after all; the word was also used by author C.A. Ward in his Notes and Queries: A Medium of Intercommunication for Literary Men, General Readers, Etc., which was published in 1884.

[h/t: io9]

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Someone Figured Out How Old the Simpsons Would Be If They Ever Aged
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The Simpsons is far and away the most dependable show on television. You can turn on any episode from any season—be it the first or the 29th—and you'll always see the same exact characters you grew up with: Homer and Marge are perpetually in their late thirties, while Lisa and Bart have been attending Springfield Elementary since George H.W. Bush was in office.

But how old would the Simpson family be if they actually aged like the rest of us? As Laughing Squid reported, cartoonist Randall Munroe figured it out, and the results will probably make you take stock of your own mortality a bit. In real life, if Homer and Marge aged at the same rate as the rest of us, they would be in their mid-60s today, if we estimate that they are about 36 years old on the show. Bart and Lisa, on the other hand, would be 39 and 36, respectively. They’d basically be as old in real life as their parents are on the show. Meanwhile, Maggie would be nearing 30, despite still sucking on that pacifier. Which means that if you were around Bart or Lisa’s age when the show began in 1989, you probably relate more to Homer and Marge these days, as you're about the same age as they have been since the series premiered.

This is all by design, though, as series creator Matt Groening always imagined the show as having a “rubber band reality,” where continuity and consistency take a backseat to whatever stories the writers could come up with. That’s why a 1995 episode could jump into the future and show Lisa getting married in 2010. And when 2010 actually came and went, she was in her 21st year in second grade. It’s all in an effort to be timeless, Groening explained. And after nearly 30 years on the air, don't expect the laws of nature to show up in Springfield anytime soon.

[h/t/ Laughing Squid]


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