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10 Awesome MS-DOS Games You Can Play in Your Browser

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The Internet Archive put nearly 2400 MS-DOS games online, and they're playable in nearly any browser. Prepare to travel back in time to when you were just a kid with a clunky computer, and kiss your free time goodbye.

1. The Oregon Trail

Within moments of firing up this classic, my boyfriend died, my cat came down with dysentery, I tried to ford a river and failed, and then I lost 780 pounds of food in a wagon fire. (Good thing I'm an excellent hunter.) Life on the trail has not gotten easier since elementary school.

2. Life & Death 2: The Brain

As a kid, I'd go over to my friend Melissa's house and we'd play this brain-centric sequel to Life & Death (which focused on the abdominal region and, for some reason, isn't available to play). In the game, we were studying to be brain surgeons—going to class, examining patients and performing tests to diagnose them (where I learned a very valuable lesson: Never send someone with a pacemaker to get an MRI), and then, if the diagnoses warranted it, cracking open their skulls in the operating room. Only one of us went on to study neuroscience (it wasn't me!), and if the game I played tonight is any indication, I was much better at being a surgeon when I was a kid: I left the spinal tap open too long and, according to my instructor, the patient "expired when all of the cerebrospinal fluid leaked out." Oops!

3. Wolfenstein 3-D

This first-person shooter is another game I played as a kid (this time at my buddy Alana's house) that I'm not nearly as good at now. Even on level "Can I Play, Daddy?" Allied spy B.J. Blazkowicz, who in the game is captured by Nazis but manages to escape, was dead in under a minute (so quickly that I couldn't even get a good screenshot!). It's going to take a lot of practice to get to the final level and face Hitler in his mech suit. 

4. ALF: The First Adventure

Here's a game that I didn't have as kid, but one I would have loved to play had I known it existed. (It's weird how much I adored ALF, cat-eating alien, given how much I love cats.) In this Pac-Man-esque game, players must collect four cats, two spaceship parts, and a key from each level, depositing everything in a garage, while also trying to avoid Willie Tanner and the dog catcher. They also have to eat pizza, which makes ALF strong enough to catch the cats (who have hidden the spaceship parts). All four levels have to be completed before the clock reaches 24 hours. The cats are very fast, and ALF—who is just a disembodied head—is pretty slow, making this a tough game to win.

Also Available: ALF's Thinking Skills

5. The Amazon Trail

I remember playing at least the first part of this game on my Mac; it came on a sampler disc bundled with another game called The Playroom (I think). Inspired by Oregon Trail, this game featured many of the same elements: Choosing guides, managing supplies, and navigation. But its premise was a bit more magical. A black jaguar, sent by the Inca king, visits the main character in a dream, explaining that the Inca are sick with a fever and hiding from conquistadors in a secret city. The mission: Travel back in time and explore the Amazon and its tributaries; find a certain plant and deliver it to the Inca king.

6. Arachnophobia

Lovers of the 1990 movie who are also terrible at video games (like me) will appreciate this simple game, which incorporates a number of elements from the film. Players join the ranks of Delbert McClintock's exterminating company and roam the homes of Canamia using spray and bug bombs to kill the poisonous spiders, which either stalk on the ground, use web to hover in the air, or leap through the air at you. Three bites and you're dead—which leads to the video game interpretation of a death scene from the movie that fans will definitely recognize.

7. Eagle Eye Mysteries in London

I have to thank the Internet Archive for uploading this game, which I played in my elementary school library from time to time and could not, for the life of me, figure out the name of. As soon as I saw the screenshot, I knew I'd found what I was looking for. Anyway! In this game, players help twin kid crimesolvers, Jake and Jennifer Eagle of the Eagle Eye Detective Agency, investigate mysteries while they're on holiday in London. The mysteries focus on English history, geography, and literature, which might explain why I thought this game was about kids investigating Sherlock Holmes mysteries.

Also Available: Eagle Eye Mysteries

8. Inspector Gadget

Kids who were obsessed with the Inspector Gadget cartoon and longed to be as cool as Penny will love this game, where they control Gadget's niece (and dog Brain!) to help the clueless cyborg detective rescue UN members kidnapped by Dr. Claw—but first, they have to rescue Gadget himself.

9. Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

Finally—a game I played as a kid that I'm still kinda good at! (Though to be fair, the game and the ability to Google make it kind of easy.) The goal: Track and apprehend Carmen's henchmen, who are stealing priceless artifacts. Eventually, capture the lady herself. Now, enjoy Rockapella singing the theme to the Carmen Sandiego game show.

Also Available: Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego? and Where in Space is Carmen Sandiego?

10. SimAnt

Another game I played with my friend Melissa. This time, instead of being a surgeon, we were an ant running a simulated colony in a suburban backyard. We built burrows, fought humans and red ants, and tried to spread through the backyard and even the house, driving out all of our enemies. The game's creator, Will Wright—who created SimCity, the Sims, and a ton of other Sim games—based the game on biologist E.O. Wilson's The Ants.

Also Available: SimCity.

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The World’s First Minecraft Play Debuts in Northern Ireland
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There are a lot of replicas of real-world locations in Minecraft, but there are few replicas of real-life performances. The latest show to premiere at the Playhouse Theatre in Derry/Londonderry, Northern Ireland, though, takes place both on stage and online. In what the theater is billing as the world’s first live play inside Minecraft, actors will perform both in real life and through digital avatars.

Playcraft Live is adapted from a series of young adult sci-fi novels called TimeRiders, which follows a group of teens as they work to stop future time travelers from changing history—in the case of this story, in the Neolithic Age. While the play was written by TimeRiders author Alex Scarrow, Minecraft users were involved in producing it, helping professional video game designers build out one of the virtual sets as part of a Minecraft buildathon in late September.

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The performance will be split between the actors live on stage and puppeteers controlling the avatars in the game. “Audiences within the theater, and online, will experience the production as a single live-stream, and neither audience needs to own Minecraft in order to view the stream,” according to a press release from the theater.

The play debuts on October 14 in Northern Ireland, and you can also watch it online via livestream.

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The Seemingly Simple ‘Math’ Problem That Stumped the Internet
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If you’re a regular Mental Floss reader, you know that we love a good brain teaser. And the one below, which originated on Facebook and has been shared more than 150,000 times, is a great one to test just how sharp you are on a Friday evening at the end of a long workweek.

It’s a seemingly simple enough task: spot the error. Your time starts now…

We’ll give you a minute …

And a little space for you to scroll down to find the answer …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you figure it out?

The “mistake” is that the word “mistake” is misspelled on the instruction sheet on the left. If you missed that completely, you’re not alone: the grid of numbers is what immediately grabs your attention.

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