What if the carpet was really lava and you fell in? Here’s what happens when you’re in lava.

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Smithsonian explores whether String Theory is coming unraveled.

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What if I said The Simpsons have changed the English language? Think that's unpossible? It's a perfectly cromulent possibility. 

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How much did all of those phone calls with Adnan actually cost?

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Think you’re good at Jenga? Not as good as this woman who just Jenga’d the Jenga-est move anyone has ever Jenga’d.

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For all intensive purposes you’re saying these things wrong. You could care less? That’s a bald-faced lie.

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A magician never tells his… oh c’mon Weird Al.