Did the Big Bang also create a mirror universe where time runs backward? The implications of this make my head hurt.

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President Obama delivered the word on last night’s episode of The Colbert Report.

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Welcome to Green Bank, West Virginia—the town that doesn’t text. In fact, this place doesn’t have cell phones at all. This place sounds great.

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I bet you opened your eyes this morning and immediately thought, “I bet I won’t hear Chief Justice John Roberts spit some wicked Eminem lyrics today.” Well, you were wrong, buddy.

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It’s a real crocodile-eat-shark world out there in the wild. Cracked shows off nine insane animal photographs that, amazingly enough, are not fake.

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These home owners installed a roller coaster in the hopes that the house would get some attention. It did.