14 Tattoos Dedicated to Snack Foods

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Crystal Vaughan-Balser

Some people satisfy their snack cravings with sugar, others with sweets—but it takes a special kind of snacker to dedicate a patch of skin to their favorite munchies. 

1. Pop Tarts

Lots of people grew up munching on Pop Tarts (or, if their parents were health nuts, watched sadly as their friends got to eat them). This gentleman obviously really enjoyed the toaster pastry, since he paid artist Mike Devries to put a permanent, life-sized version on his arm.

2. Oreo

Lillian Chen of Ancient Art Tattoo inked this adorable little cookie onto a girl who went by the nickname of “Oreo.”

3. Cracker Jack

Brittany’s boyfriend told her she would only get a ring from a Cracker Jack box, so when they got engaged, it only made sense to mark the occasion with the help of artist Jason Reeder.

4. Cheetos Flamin’ Hot

These crunchy snacks are one of those highly polarizing foods—people either can’t get enough of them or they can’t stand them. This fan went so far as to get them inked on his leg with the appropriate slogan of “Light my fire.”

Artwork by Zane Watrous of Vamp Body Art in St. George, Utah.

5. Doritos

Like Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, people seem equally enamored or disgusted with Cool Ranch Doritos. Crystal Vaughan-Balser’s boyfriend is most certainly one of those who passionately loves the chips—the proof is in the tasty-looking tattoo he asked Crystal to do for him.

6. Pringles

The man who invented Pringles requested his ashes be buried in a can of his beloved snack. Something tells me he would get along with this dedicated fan, who not only got a can of Sour Cream and Onion tattooed on his back but also added the word “perfection” to the banner spread across it. The tattoo, by DeviantArt user frogspud, also has a matching piece on the other side with a Coke bottle that has a banner bearing the words “true love.” Now that’s a man who loves his junk foods.

7. Cheez-It

Salem L. Drako posted this piece by Megan Jean of Painted Soul Tattoos on his DeviantArt. I’m pretty sure the crispy cracker tattoo isn’t Salem’s, but I can’t tell you who it does belong to.

8. Nutty Bars

You may have grown up on Nutty Bars, but you’re probably not as obsessed with them as Ebbin, who had them tattooed on his leg by Nate Vincent Szklarski of Monster Ink Tattoos in St. Paul, MN.

9. Snack Pack

The only thing better than finishing off your boring bagged lunch with a sweet Snack Pack was bypassing the rest of your food and going straight for the creamy pudding. Based on this tattoo by an artist from Brookland Park Tattoo in Richmond, VA, it’s easy to imagine that this woman traded her share of sandwiches for Snack Packs.

10. Skittles

There are a lot of odd Skittles commercials out there, but for all the times they’ve told you to “taste the rainbow,” I doubt the creators of that ad ever imagined someone would tattoo one of these candies right on their tongue. Stephen DAsti of Mass Ink Tattooing & Body Piercing did the inking.

11. Twinkies

While most of the junk food tattoos here seem to be authentically dedicated to the food itself, I have the sneaking suspicion Becca’s “Twinkie” tattoo by John Miller at Dermagrafict Tattoo might be some kind of innuendo. Maybe.

12. Ben and Jerry’s

Over the years, Ben and Jerry's has developed a pretty passionate fan base, but this girl might just trump them all—her entire side is covered by the delicious ice cream and a few other tasty treats. The artwork was done by James Pruitt from Alliance Tattoo Lounge in Yuma, AZ.

13. MoonPie

Don’t even think about getting between BME Zine user bbirdeman and his MoonPies. This artwork was done by James Jorgenson of Bay Area Tattoo in Houston, Texas.

14. Slurpee

You always need something to help wash down all those snacks and if you really have the munchies, few things are better than a Slurpee. And as long as people have snack cakes and corn chip tattoos out there, you knew someone had to have a permanent tribute to this icy-cool treat. This particular piece was inked by Aaron Broke.

Oddly, in researching this article, I wasn’t able to find any Goldfish cracker tattoos like the one Mangesh spotted on the subway that inspired this whole list.

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