Add some flair to your meal with a set of chopsticks that put those splintery disposable kind to shame.

1. Clothespin chopsticks for pretending the attached tops are purely decorative and not necessary for your usage.

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2. Eyeglasses chopsticks because you never know when you may encounter some noodles.

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3. Chopsticks made out of broken baseball bats from Japan's Nippon Professional Baseball league that feature the colors and logo of each team.

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4. Samurai Sword chopsticks because you were already pretend sword-fighting with them anyway.

Nippon Professional Baseball league.
Nippon Professional Baseball league.
Nippon Professional Baseball league.

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5. ForkChops, for people who think they can use chopsticks but like to be prepared for failure.


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6. Drumstick chopsticks because they basically are already one and the same.

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7. Chimpsticks—look at their little hands!

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8. These Star Wars Chop Sabers light up on their own, but you'll have to provide the low humming noise they make yourself.

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