Fart All You Want—These 'Flatulence Jeans' Were Designed to Absorb the Smell

Shreddies
Shreddies

Like it or not, everyone farts, and they do it far more than you’d think. Healthy people pass gas up to 20 times a day, and, as we recently learned, even if you try to hold your farts in, they’ll come out one way or the other—possibly through your mouth. Depending on what you eat and where you pass it, that can get pretty smelly. That is, unless you’re wearing fart-proof pants. A UK-based company called Shreddies makes “flatulence filtering” jeans that promise to eliminate your worst smells before they can escape into the wider world, Business Today reports.

Shreddies products are lined with activated charcoal, a substance that’s great at absorbing odors and gases—so much so that it’s a go-to ingredient for home air filters and purifiers. According to Shreddies, the odor-absorbing qualities of the fabric last around two to three years, at which point you’d probably be buying new jeans, anyway.

A shirtless man wearing Shreddies jeans
Shreddies

You still have to mind your farts, though. The company says that to be effective, the jeans have to fit tightly against the skin, ensuring that your gas is absorbed directly into the fabric. “To avoid flatulence escaping around the filter we recommend that you stand with your legs together and try to let your wind out slowly,” the Shreddies website instructs (emphasis theirs). “When sitting, keep your knees together so that flatulence escapes through the carbon panel.” As long as the jeans fit correctly, the filter should absorb all the foul odors leaking out of your body.

The jeans, available for men and women, cost roughly $130 (£100) plus shipping, a price that probably seems worth it to the people in your life who have to deal with your noxious toots.

Not a jeans person? Fear not. The company also makes fart-filtering underwear and pajamas. There are gift options, too, for all of your favorite flatulence-prone friends.

[h/t Business Today]

These Rugrats Sneakers Will Bring Out Your Inner '90s Kid

Champs, Fila
Champs, Fila

There's a new way for grown-up '90s kids to express their love for their favorite show from childhood. The characters from Rugrats are highlighted in a new line of footwear from Champ Sports and Fila, and the shoes are now available to purchase, Comicbook reports.

The Rugrats sneakers are branded with the playful imagery you remember from the classic Nickelodeon cartoon. One pair of Fila Original Fitness shoes features Angelica, Tommy, Chucky, Reptar, and Spike in a stripe on the outside of the sneaker and other characters like Phil and Kimi on the sole. The Rugrats-edition of the Fila Ray Tracers are Reptar-themed, with dinosaur-green accents and a tiny Reptar attacking the Fila logo. The plain white Disruptor II shoes are embellished with several Rugrats logos, and all shoes have one Rugrats logo on the heel.

Rugrats-branded sneaker.
Champs, Fila

If you aren't interested in sneakers, the new Fila line also includes shirts and hoodies inspired by the show. One T-shirt shows Chuckie rocking a pair of Fila sneakers, and another shows the entire cast of babies, including Susie, Dil, and Kimi.

You can buy a Rugrats T-shirt for $35 and a hoodie for $65. The sneakers range in price from $60 to $75. After checking out the apparel at the Champs store, see how it was designed in the video below.

[h/t Comicbook]

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