The Missing Links: Ranking All of Mitch's Jokes

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“I Like Escalators…”

“Because an escalator can never break—it can only become stairs.” If you know this joke then you are likely a fan of the late, great Mitch Hedberg, and you will absolutely love this ranking of nearly every joke he ever told.

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Take It Slow

Check out the Slow Mo Guys setting off 150 mouse traps at once. It’s oddly beautiful and majestic.

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The Force Was With Him

Steven Spielberg knew that Star Wars was going to be bigger than one of his own films. So he made a bet on it with George Lucas, and that bet has made him an incredible amount of money.

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For the Win

A Florida news station got around a restriction on showing NCAA tournament highlights by recreating the game in a board room with a kids' basketball hoop. It’s very entertaining.

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Seems So Obvious Now

A teenage student came up with an insanely easy way to save the government hundreds of millions of dollars.

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TV Worlds Collide

Are Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead set in the same universe?

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It’s Opening Day

Sure, there were a few games last week in Australia and a game last night, but for all intents and purposes, today is opening day in Major League Baseball. So let’s celebrate America’s pastime by looking at the secret lives of umpires, a brief history of presidential pitching, and some famous stadium icons.

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March 31, 2014 - 3:30pm
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