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11 Parodies of Notable Self-Help Books

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When a book’s sole purpose is to help the reader change their life, it is only a matter of time before someone finds problems or inaccuracies within the text. And where there are problems, there is comedy. Here are 11 parodies of self-help books that (should) show the funnier side of advice giving.

1. Lean Over: Women, Work and Women’s Work

Lean In, written by Facebook’s COO Sheryl Sandberg, has sold over one million copies and appeared on many bestseller lists worldwide. After the book’s success—and the media attention surrounding it—a parody was the natural next step. Comedians Alison Leiby and Alyssa Wolff write as narrator Cheryl Sandberger, a profane, name-dropping female executive of an imaginary company, doling out pearls of wisdom like, “In order to be successful, pick something that you can do without working too hard…”

2. He Just Thinks He’s Not That Into You 

Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo once wrote for the HBO series Sex and the City. In one episode, a character is having a hard time reading her date’s mixed signals and is finally told, “He’s just not that into you.” This one line sparked a book written by Behrendt and Tuccillo, followed by a movie of the same name.

For every phenomenon there is a parody, and this parody comes in the form of He Just Thinks He's Not That Into You. The book pokes fun at the caricature of obsessed women chasing down men, even suggesting handcuffing a man until he loves you.

3. The Seven Habits of Highly Ineffective People

The self-help book’s title The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People gives a general idea about what kind of advice the reader will encounter. Step-by-step, the author, Stephen R. Covey, guides his readers through the seven steps they can follow to find success. Easy enough? In the world of satire, the same concept is used for the opposite result. Why be successful when you can just coast?

4. Women May Be From Venus, But Men Are Really From Uranus

The simplified relationship advice from John Gray (Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus) was bound to get a parody, and Katherine Black stepped up to the plate. Black and unnamed co-author Finn W. Contini reduce men to beer drinking, farting, phallic-obsessed cartoons of the actual men in our society. By parodying the stereotypes presented in Gray’s book, they are calling into questions Gray’s use of stereotypes to solve relationship issues; maybe this technique will only drive people further from understanding their partners.

5. No Secret

The Secret took the world by storm in 2006, touting that the way to happiness is through positive thinking. What one puts into the world is what one gets in return. In No Secret, the author pokes fun at the concept of the Universe answering our simple needs, such as finding a parking space – and why positive thinking causes some people to get said parking spaces while other positive thinkers don’t.

6. The North Beach Diet 

The popularity of weight loss books is no surprise. In 2013, the U.S. weight loss industry grew to $61 billion in sales. Somewhere in those incredible sales numbers is one of the books/movements almost everyone has heard of: The South Beach Diet. Developed by a doctor, the diet focuses on a low-carb lifestyle. In that book's parody, The North Beach Diet, author Kim Bailey creates fattening recipes and lifestyle guides to achieve the absolute opposite results of The South Beach Diet. While one would very likely develop health issues following The North Beach Diet, there's nothing wrong with enjoying a chuckle at the expense of our weight-obsessed culture.

7. Blank: The Power of Not Actually Thinking at All

Some argue that Malcolm Gladwell doesn’t write self-help books. But because his book Blink offers readers a conclusion that they can make better decisions by training their minds, the book lands itself in the self-help genre as far as this list is concerned. In Blank, the book doesn’t ask you to think differently, but to not think at all in making life choices.

8. The Seven Spiritual Laws of Making Big Bucks

Deepak Chopra had a medical career in Boston before he became disenchanted with western medicine and turned to alternative medicine. He has written over 50 books and is estimated to be worth $80 million—hence the parody The Seven Spiritual Laws of Making Big BucksThe book satirizes Chopra’s successful franchise, saying the thing all well-known spiritual leaders have in common is their wealth. The author even goes as far as using a pseudonym lampooning Chopra: Deepockets Chokya.

9. Marry Smart…Or Die

Comedians Alison Leiby and Alyssa Wolff, writers of the first book on this list, couldn’t stay away from parodying the self-help genre. They found their next inspiration in the controversial book, Marry Smart. The book argues that the only time women will be around a plethora of eligible men is during college—and that these girls should do whatever they can to in order to land a man then. Leiby and Wolff, writing as the Princeton Momster, show the holes in Marry Smart’s logic with quick, biting pieces of advice, including the idea that single women over 30 may as well kill themselves, as they will always be alone.

10. Don't Worry Stop Sweating...Use Deodorant

The book Don't Sweat the Small Stuff ... and It's All Small Stuff promises to teach people ways to de-stress themselves during their most anxiety-ridden moments. The parody Don’t Worry Stop Sweating … Use Deodorant breaks down their "stop-stressing" advice in sections including: Don't Worry, Make Money; Wait for Perspiration, Not Inspiration; and Friends Come and Go. So What?

11. Kama Sutra for One 

By far the oldest self-help book mentioned in this list, the Kama Sutra, written in 400 B.C., explores human sexuality as part of one’s basic existence and road to spirituality. The parody Kama Sutra for One, currently has an average five star rating on Amazon. Instead of using comedy to bash the original book, this parody pushes the line even further as a celebration of the original text. Then again, people may just be into the book’s stick figure drawings…

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Ernest Hemingway’s Guide to Life, In 20 Quotes
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Though he made his living as a writer, Ernest Hemingway was just as famous for his lust for adventure. Whether he was running with the bulls in Pamplona, fishing for marlin in Bimini, throwing back rum cocktails in Havana, or hanging out with his six-toed cats in Key West, the Nobel and Pulitzer Prize-winning author never did anything halfway. And he used his adventures as fodder for the unparalleled collection of novels, short stories, and nonfiction books he left behind, The Sun Also Rises, A Farewell to Arms, Death in the Afternoon, For Whom the Bell Tolls, and The Old Man and the Sea among them.

On what would be his 118th birthday—he was born in Oak Park, Illinois on July 21, 1899—here are 20 memorable quotes that offer a keen perspective into Hemingway’s way of life.

ON THE IMPORTANCE OF LISTENING

"I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen."

ON TRUST

"The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them."

ON DECIDING WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT

"I never had to choose a subject—my subject rather chose me."

ON TRAVEL

"Never go on trips with anyone you do not love."

Ernest Hemingway Photograph Collection, John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum, Boston. [1], Public Domain, Wikimedia Commons

ON THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN INTELLIGENCE AND HAPPINESS

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."

ON TRUTH

"There's no one thing that is true. They're all true."

ON THE DOWNSIDE OF PEOPLE

"The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness, except for the very few that were as good as spring itself."

ON SUFFERING FOR YOUR ART

"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed."

ON TAKING ACTION

"Never mistake motion for action."

ON GETTING WORDS OUT

"I wake up in the morning and my mind starts making sentences, and I have to get rid of them fast—talk them or write them down."

Photograph by Mary Hemingway, in the Ernest Hemingway Photograph Collection, John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum, Boston., Public Domain, Wikimedia Commons

ON THE BENEFITS OF SLEEP

"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?"

ON FINDING STRENGTH 

"The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places."

ON THE TRUE NATURE OF WICKEDNESS

"All things truly wicked start from innocence."

ON WRITING WHAT YOU KNOW

"If a writer knows enough about what he is writing about, he may omit things that he knows. The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water."

ON THE DEFINITION OF COURAGE

"Courage is grace under pressure."

ON THE PAINFULNESS OF BEING FUNNY

"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."

By Ernest Hemingway Photograph Collection, John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum, Boston. - JFK Library, Public Domain, Wikimedia Commons

ON KEEPING PROMISES

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

ON GOOD VS. EVIL

"About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after."

ON REACHING FOR THE UNATTAINABLE

"For a true writer, each book should be a new beginning where he tries again for something that is beyond attainment. He should always try for something that has never been done or that others have tried and failed. Then sometimes, with great luck, he will succeed."

ON HAPPY ENDINGS

"There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it."

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12 Fantastic Facts About A Wrinkle in Time
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Madeleine L’Engle’s acclaimed science fantasy novel A Wrinkle in Time has been delighting readers since its 1962 release. Whether you’ve never had the chance to read this timeless tale or haven’t picked it up in a while, here are some facts that are sure to get you in the mood for a literary journey through the universe—not to mention its upcoming big-screen adaptation.

1. THE AUTHOR’S PERSISTENCE PAID OFF.

She’s a revered writer today, but Madeleine L’Engle’s early literary career was rocky. She nearly gave up on writing on her 40th birthday. L’Engle stuck with it, though, and on a 10-week cross-country camping trip she found herself inspired to begin writing A Wrinkle in Time.

2. EINSTEIN SPARKED L'ENGLE'S INTEREST IN QUANTUM PHYSICS AND TESSERACTS.

L’Engle was never a strong math student, but as an adult she found herself drawn to concepts of cosmology and non-linear time after picking up a book about Albert Einstein. L’Engle adamantly believed that any theory of writing is also a theory of cosmology because “one cannot discuss structure in writing without discussing structure in all life." The idea that religion, science, and magic are different aspects of a single reality and should not be thought of as conflicting is a recurring theme in her work.

3. L’ENGLE BASED THE PROTAGONIST ON HERSELF.

L’Engle often compared her young heroine, Meg Murry, to her childhood self—gangly, awkward, and a poor student. Like many young girls, both Meg and L’Engle were dissatisfied with their looks and felt their appearances were homely, unkempt, and in a constant state of disarray.

4. IT WAS REJECTED BY MORE THAN TWO DOZEN PUBLISHERS.

L’Engle weathered 26 rejections before Farrar, Straus & Giroux finally took a chance on A Wrinkle in Time. Many publishers were nervous about acquiring the novel because it was too difficult to categorize. Was it written for children or adults? Was the genre science fiction or fantasy?

5. L’ENGLE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO CATEGORIZE THE BOOK, EITHER.

To compound publishers’ worries, L’Engle famously rejected these arbitrary categories and insisted that her writing was for anyone, regardless of age. She believed that children could often understand concepts that would baffle adults, due to their childlike ability to use their imaginations with the unknown.

6. MEG MURRY WAS ONE OF SCIENCE FICTION'S FIRST GREAT FEMALE PROTAGONISTS ...

… and that scared publishers even more. L’Engle believed that the relatively uncommon choice of a young heroine contributed to her struggles getting the book in stores since men and boys dominated science fiction.

Nevertheless, the author stood by her heroine and consistently promoted acceptance of one’s unique traits and personality. When A Wrinkle in Time won the 1963 Newbury Award, L’Engle used her acceptance speech to decry forces working for the standardization of mankind, or, as she so eloquently put it, “making muffins of us, muffins like every other muffin in the muffin tin.” L’Engle’s commitment to individualism contributed to the very future of science fiction. Without her we may never have met The Hunger Games’s Katniss Everdeen or Divergent’s Tris Prior.

7. THE MURKY GENRE HELPED MAKE THE BOOK A SUCCESS.

Once A Wrinkle in Time hit bookstores, its slippery categorization stopped being a drawback. The book was smart enough for adults without losing sight of the storytelling elements kids love. A glowing 1963 review in The Milwaukee Sentinel captured this sentiment: “A sort of space age Alice in Wonderland, Miss L’Engle’s book combines a warm story of family life with science fiction and a most convincing case for nonconformity. Adults who still enjoy Alice will find it delightful reading along with their youngsters.”

8. THE BOOK IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST OF A SERIES.

Although the other four novels are not as well known as A Wrinkle in Time, the “Time Quintet” is a favorite of science fiction fans. The series, written over a period of nearly 30 years, follows the Murry family’s continuing battle over evil forces.

9. IT IS ONE OF THE MOST FREQUENTLY BANNED BOOKS OF ALL TIME.

Oddly enough, A Wrinkle in Time has been accused of being both too religious and anti-Christian. L’Engle’s particular brand of liberal Christianity was deeply rooted in universal salvation, a view that some critics have claimed “denigrates organized Christianity and promotes an occultic world view.” There have also been objections to the use of Jesus Christ’s name alongside figures like Buddha, Shakespeare, and Gandhi. Detractors feel that grouping these names together trivializes Christ’s divine nature.

10. L’ENGLE LEARNED TO SEE THE UPSIDE OF THIS CONTROVERSY.

The author revealed how she felt about all this sniping in a 2001 interview with The New York Times. She brushed it aside, saying, “It seems people are willing to damn the book without reading it. Nonsense about witchcraft and fantasy. First I felt horror, then anger, and finally I said, 'Ah, the hell with it.' It's great publicity, really.''

11. THE SCIENCE FICTION HAS INSPIRED SCIENCE FACTS.

American astronaut Janice Voss once told L’Engle that A Wrinkle in Time inspired her career path. When Voss asked if she could bring a copy of the novel into space, L’Engle jokingly asked why she couldn’t go, too.

Inspiring astronauts wasn’t L’Engle’s only out-of-this-world achievement. In 2013 the International Astronomical Union (IAU) honored the writer’s memory by naming a crater on Mercury’s south pole “L’Engle.”

12. A STAR-STUDDED MOVIE ADAPTATION WILL HIT THEATERS IN 2018.

Although L’Engle was famously skeptical of film adaptations of the novel, Oscar-nominated filmmaker Ava DuVernay (13th; Selma) is bringing a star-filled version of the book to the big screen next year. Oprah Winfrey, Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, Mindy Kaling, and Zach Galifianakis are among the film's stars. It's due in theaters on March 9, 2018.

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