Let the Voice of Bob Ross Lull You to Sleep With Calm’s Bedtime App

Bob Ross Inc.
Bob Ross Inc.

If watching The Joy of Painting is more likely to put you to sleep than improve your artistic prowess, you’re not alone. For some people, the whole point of watching—or at least listening—is to nod off. So it's not surprising that the somniferous voice of the late PBS legend Bob Ross is now available as a bedtime story. You can listen to the legendary television personality using the meditation and sleep app Calm, as part of its Sleep Stories—audio tracks designed to help you drift off to sleep.

Ross’s calm, gently encouraging narration is already a huge presence in the YouTube ASMR community, and some people use his videos to help their insomnia. His naturally soothing voice was basically made to become a bedtime story.

The Painting with Bob Ross story on the Calm app repurposes the audio from an episode of The Joy of Painting as a meditation-style track designed for users to listen to as they fall asleep—because we know you weren’t actually painting along with Bob as he talked about his happy little trees and clouds. You can listen to a sample of the track below:

“We see Bob Ross as an early and perhaps unwitting pioneer of mindfulness, before the term was widely used,” the Calm team writes on its blog. The company’s Bob Ross bedtime story, according to a press release, “reflects his reputation as a sort of accidental human sleep aid, whose chill vibe and baritone voice that barely rose above a whisper has lulled many a restless soul to sleep.”

Calm is a subscription-based service that costs $60 a year, but if you want to check out the full Bob Ross track, you can sign up for a week-long free trial here. Calm plans to release two more Bob Ross stories later this summer.

If you love The Joy of Painting, check out some of the great Bob Ross-themed gifts you can buy online here.

Target Has Launched a Harry Potter Line of Clothing, Accessories, and Home Goods

Target
Target

No more blending in with the mediocre Muggles—now wizards can decorate and accessorize like the magical creatures they are with Target's brand-new line of Harry Potter clothing and home goods.

Target shoppers will feel like they’ve stepped through Platform 9 ¾ at King’s Cross Station as they wander the Harry Potter-stuffed aisles. Popsugar reports that Target will carry more than 500 Harry Potter-themed items, including socks, lanterns, pillows, dolls and much more.

You’ll be able to wake up in your Hogwarts sheets, have your morning coffee in a Slytherin mug, and take a ride on a foam Nimbus 2000 replica while rocking a Potter t-shirt. Not sure what house you’re in? No sweat! Target is even carrying a real-life sorting hat.

Whether you need a gift for the kiddos, or just want to treat your inner witch, Target is sure to have the perfect find in its Wizarding World line.

House Boasting a ‘Harry Potter Room’ Under the Stairs Hits the Market in San Diego

Cupboard under the stairs featured on the Warner Bros. Studio Tour: The Making of Harry Potter in London.
Cupboard under the stairs featured on the Warner Bros. Studio Tour: The Making of Harry Potter in London.
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When Harry Potter fans dream of living like the boy wizard, they may picture Harry's cozy quarters in the Gryffindor dormitory at Hogwarts. One home owner in San Diego, California is trying to spin one of Harry's much less idyllic living situations as a magical feature. As The San Diego Union-Tribune reports, a listing of a three-bedroom house for sale in the city's Logan Heights neighborhood boasts a "Harry Potter room"—a.k.a storage room under the stairs.

In the Harry Potter books, the cupboard under the stairs of the Dursley residence served as Harry's bedroom before he enrolled in Hogwarts. Harry was eager to escape the cramped, dusty space, but thanks to the series' massive success, a similar feature in a real-world home may be a selling point for Harry Potter fans.

Kristin Rye, the seller of the San Diego house, told The Union-Tribune she would read Harry Potter books to her son, though she wouldn't describe herself as a super fan. As for why she characterized her closet as a “large ‘Harry Potter’ storage room underneath stairs" in her real estate listing, she said it was the most accurate description she could think of. “It’s just this closet under the stairs that goes back and is pretty much like a Harry Potter room. I don’t know how else to describe it," she told the newspaper.

Beyond the cupboard under the stairs, Rye's listing doesn't bear much resemblance to the cookie-cutter, suburban home of 4 Privet Drive. Nearly a century old, the San Diego house has the same cobwebs and a musty smells you might expect from the Hogwarts dungeons, the newspaper reports. But there are some perks, including a parking spot and backyard space for a garden or pull-up bar. The 1322-square-foot home is listed at $425,000—cheaper than the median price of $620,000 for a resale single-family home in the area.

If you want to live like a wizard, you don't necessarily need to start by moving under a staircase. In North Yorkshire, England, a cottage modeled after Hagrid's Hut is available to rent on a nightly basis.

[h/t The San Diego Union-Tribune]

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