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10 Attempts to Thwart Christmas Tree Thieves

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Cindy Lou Who proved that being cute won't stop the Grinch from stealing your Christmas tree. Luckily, Santa's posse has other strategies up their fuzzy red sleeves.


The University of Minnesota was losing dozens of evergreens worth thousands of dollars from its grounds every Christmas season. Rather than buying trees, thieves were carrying away entire trees or cutting the tops from larger evergreens to use as holiday decor. That ended when the University's land care team began spraying the trees with skunk scent. The Pepé Le Pew plan is working: Since 2012, not one stinky tree has disappeared.


If you're fresh out of skunk spray, fox pee will do the trick. In Lincoln, Nebraska, the parks department's holiday shopping list includes four gallons of fox urine from a trapping supply company. Parks workers spray city trees with the urine and post signs warning that the scent becomes unbearable indoors. For a double whammy, the city added a hint of skunk essence to its fox urine in 2012 and didn't lose a single tree.


Rounding out the olfactory category is a sulfurous concoction used in Port Republic, New Jersey. Port Republic Mayor Gary Giberson said he doesn't know what the chemical is, but it smells like rotten eggs when it's brought into a warm home. Would-be tree thieves have stayed away since the town introduced the spray with accompanying warning signs.


It's the seasonal version of the fake ADT sign. The Sheriff of Lancaster County, Nebraska described a rural homeowner who deterred tree thieves for several years by posting warning signs without actually spraying the proclaimed scent. That homeowner's luck ran out when, assuming his tree had grown too tall to steal, he stopped posting signs and lost the tree.


Minnesota's Department of Natural Resources staked out a North Woods property for two nights to catch a young couple in the act of stealing spruce trees from government land. The Yuletide Bonnie and Clyde had cut down nearly 2000 trees, which they planned to sell, before they were arrested.


As Scoutmaster of Boy Scout Troop 374 in St. Louis, Mark Wilbur battled Christmas tree theft for 30 years. On a blog for Scout leaders, he recalled that "when heating oil was 50 cents a gallon and before guns started appearing in robberies," Boy Scouts took turns sleeping at the troop's tree lot to discourage thieves.


Today the members of Troop 374 stay nestled snug in their beds while security cameras keep watch for them. But the cameras haven't quite earned their badges. They've recorded the same woman raiding the troop's Christmas tree lot three years in a row without aiding in her arrest.


The Irish Christmas Tree Growers Association isn't relying on cameras to ward off would-be bandits. Member growers hire security guards on their farms, and the Irish police have launched air patrols to catch gangs of tree thieves.


Meanwhile, police in East Dorset, England have introduced "secret tracking equipment and DNA technology" into trees and other holiday items sold at local garden centers. When the effort eliminated tree thefts in 2012, the police decided to make "Operation Pine" an annual tradition.


Not all British counter-Grinch-telligence operations are worthy of James Bond. A shop assistant in Wales merely followed a trail of tinsel out the back door to apprehend a man who stole items from the shop's Santa display, including a fully decorated tree.

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Man Buys Two Metric Tons of LEGO Bricks; Sorts Them Via Machine Learning
May 21, 2017
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Jacques Mattheij made a small, but awesome, mistake. He went on eBay one evening and bid on a bunch of bulk LEGO brick auctions, then went to sleep. Upon waking, he discovered that he was the high bidder on many, and was now the proud owner of two tons of LEGO bricks. (This is about 4400 pounds.) He wrote, "[L]esson 1: if you win almost all bids you are bidding too high."

Mattheij had noticed that bulk, unsorted bricks sell for something like €10/kilogram, whereas sets are roughly €40/kg and rare parts go for up to €100/kg. Much of the value of the bricks is in their sorting. If he could reduce the entropy of these bins of unsorted bricks, he could make a tidy profit. While many people do this work by hand, the problem is enormous—just the kind of challenge for a computer. Mattheij writes:

There are 38000+ shapes and there are 100+ possible shades of color (you can roughly tell how old someone is by asking them what lego colors they remember from their youth).

In the following months, Mattheij built a proof-of-concept sorting system using, of course, LEGO. He broke the problem down into a series of sub-problems (including "feeding LEGO reliably from a hopper is surprisingly hard," one of those facts of nature that will stymie even the best system design). After tinkering with the prototype at length, he expanded the system to a surprisingly complex system of conveyer belts (powered by a home treadmill), various pieces of cabinetry, and "copious quantities of crazy glue."

Here's a video showing the current system running at low speed:

The key part of the system was running the bricks past a camera paired with a computer running a neural net-based image classifier. That allows the computer (when sufficiently trained on brick images) to recognize bricks and thus categorize them by color, shape, or other parameters. Remember that as bricks pass by, they can be in any orientation, can be dirty, can even be stuck to other pieces. So having a flexible software system is key to recognizing—in a fraction of a second—what a given brick is, in order to sort it out. When a match is found, a jet of compressed air pops the piece off the conveyer belt and into a waiting bin.

After much experimentation, Mattheij rewrote the software (several times in fact) to accomplish a variety of basic tasks. At its core, the system takes images from a webcam and feeds them to a neural network to do the classification. Of course, the neural net needs to be "trained" by showing it lots of images, and telling it what those images represent. Mattheij's breakthrough was allowing the machine to effectively train itself, with guidance: Running pieces through allows the system to take its own photos, make a guess, and build on that guess. As long as Mattheij corrects the incorrect guesses, he ends up with a decent (and self-reinforcing) corpus of training data. As the machine continues running, it can rack up more training, allowing it to recognize a broad variety of pieces on the fly.

Here's another video, focusing on how the pieces move on conveyer belts (running at slow speed so puny humans can follow). You can also see the air jets in action:

In an email interview, Mattheij told Mental Floss that the system currently sorts LEGO bricks into more than 50 categories. It can also be run in a color-sorting mode to bin the parts across 12 color groups. (Thus at present you'd likely do a two-pass sort on the bricks: once for shape, then a separate pass for color.) He continues to refine the system, with a focus on making its recognition abilities faster. At some point down the line, he plans to make the software portion open source. You're on your own as far as building conveyer belts, bins, and so forth.

Check out Mattheij's writeup in two parts for more information. It starts with an overview of the story, followed up with a deep dive on the software. He's also tweeting about the project (among other things). And if you look around a bit, you'll find bulk LEGO brick auctions online—it's definitely a thing!

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These $425 Jeans Can Turn Into Jorts
May 19, 2017
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Modular clothing used to consist of something simple, like a reversible jacket. Today, it’s a $425 pair of detachable jeans.

Apparel retailer Opening Ceremony recently debuted a pair of “2 in 1 Y/Project” trousers that look fairly peculiar. The legs are held to the crotch by a pair of loops, creating a disjointed C-3PO effect. Undo the loops and you can now remove the legs entirely, leaving a pair of jean shorts in their wake. The result goes from this:


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To this:


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The company also offers a slightly different cut with button tabs in black for $460. If these aren’t audacious enough for you, the Y/Project line includes jumpsuits with removable legs and garter-equipped jeans.

[h/t Mashable]